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Problems with Possession and Aquatic Fireflies - Part 2 (Spring 2006)

A Blue Rose Campaign
Run by Rachael H.
As recorded by Emily McClay

Cast of Characters

The Cast of Characters

Character Description Portrayed by
Kharlan
(Derris)
A muscular soldier-type who is obsessed with his family
(The haiku-speaking owl)
Maranda
MithosMale sea folk seer scout 
Tobias (a.k.a. Tobs)
(Spivak)
A roamer spirit dancer of an arbitrary disposition
(the watchful winged rhy-cat)
Emily
JaylynnA shy and bashful blue-eyed healer from Kern who has a calming effect on enemiesEric
AriannaA ten-year-old girl with big round eyes, a love of fire, and an annoying knack for getting into troubleLauryn
InzilbethA female nightperson animist (and her bat) 
Session One: Janurary 25th, 2006
  • As run by Rachael Horcher, with the same cast as the first Blue Rose game, minus Torvic and Ursula and adding:
  • Mithos the male sea folk seer scout
  • Inzilb锚th the female nightperson animist (and her bat)

Those from the previous campaign were sent out to various parts of the world for six months. They returned from their away missions just before the winter solstice, which they either spent in festivals or not celebrating. Captain Sigourney Donavan called all of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest in the area to come back so that she could speak to them about recent events, so a huge crowd of Sovereign鈥檚 Finest of every shape and size gather around the lawn. Dan盲e is there, Ken and Mordecai with Ken鈥檚 elbow on Mordecai鈥檚 head, Bethany chattering, Krin, Sheila (a vata鈥檚ha from Krin鈥檚 party) and Deanna (a griffon rider). They mill around chatting as a light snow begins to fall. Arianna runs up and jumps and hugs Tobs, asking him 鈥淲here鈥檚 my wife?鈥 (Meaning Spivak, of course). Krin looks at Arianna, crumples her face, and nods in greeting. Arianna: 鈥淒id you punish Jonah?鈥 Krin: 鈥淗e鈥檚 not in my group anymore.鈥 Kharlan runs over, and Krin excuses herself. Mithos lounges in the water. Inzilb锚th is there with her bat. Derris the owl lands on Arianna鈥檚 head. She pretends to bite his head off and then grabs him and walks over towards the water. Tobs laughs and calls Spivak over to watch. Kharlan tries to get Derris back. Inzilb锚th objects to the torture of animals and swoops down on her; Arianna goes between her legs. Tobs is now rolling on the ground laughing. Derris gets free and flies out of her grasp. Inzilb锚th puts a grey clawed hand on her shoulder: 鈥淲hat were you trying to do with that animal?鈥 Derris drops a dead mouse on Arianna鈥檚 head. She plays with it. Deanna is also laughing; Sheila: 鈥淧oor bird.鈥 Inzilb锚th eats the mouse whole. Arianna now wants to eat a mouse. Deanna to Tobs: 鈥淵ou have the best group ever! Krin is such a stick in the mud.鈥 Inzilb锚th to Arianna: 鈥淎re you in training to be an animist?鈥 She disbelieves that Arianna is a member of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest (Arianna is, after all, the youngest member ever). Kharlan tells everyone that his son is now a squire in the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest.

Signourney Donovan Sigourney comes up on a balcony and waves a bit; the crowd is still loud, so Dan盲e sends up fire (the crowd quiets). After the crowd has settled down, Sigourney addresses everyone: 鈥淎h, it鈥檚 good to see so many of you back, especially as we鈥檝e had hard times lately. Welcome home; I鈥檇 like to think everyone considers this place their home. Thanks for being back in our time of need. The Queen has made mostly a full recovery. We鈥檝e been taking care of problems well. All of you know about the incident of the midsummer festival鈥︹ She nods at Torvic, standing to one side of her, for helping with the recovery of the Queen. 鈥淭here has been some unrest in the body politic, rumors of things going about鈥he situation is not entirely stable, although I assure everyone that things have gone fine and are smoothing out.鈥 Then she announces a Sovereign鈥檚 Finest tournament to be held in a few days and asks that everyone participate, as it is a celebration of Aldis and the seasons. The nation is beginning to possibly look at a war with Kern, and this tournament would honor their skills as warriors. She continues to ramble on for a bit and then steps down.

As the crowd begins to clear out, she makes her way towards the six, smiling a bit. Sigourney: 鈥淕ood to see all of you back here; how did your missions go?鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淜inda creepy.鈥 Sigourney: 鈥淐ome and speak with me in my office to tell what you have done and seen. I may have a request for all of you.鈥 She looks at Mithos and Inzilb锚th: 鈥淵ou two come as well.鈥 Arianna goes over to Torvic: 鈥淐hild.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淲ell鈥oodbye.鈥 They follow Sigourney into the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest building, down a long hallway with decorations, and into well-furnished office of sorts, where they sit at a table with her at the head. All ask 鈥淲here鈥檚 Jaylynn?鈥 Sigourney: 鈥淪he will be along soon enough.鈥 She then asks all to describe their missions. Arianna: 鈥淚 watched people die. I went to the Veran Marsh.鈥 Sigourney mutters 鈥淪houldn鈥檛 have sent the child鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚 watched what happens when shaping goes bad. People die. They go away and they don鈥檛 come back.鈥 She mentions a rhyden puppy. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淚鈥檝e heard the marshes aren鈥檛 kind to those who use magic.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淥h, they like me.鈥 Jonah comes out with a notebook to take notes. Spivak and the others greet him. He鈥檚 wearing a uniform of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest (he finally made it in!). He immediately asks for Jaylynn. Mithos flirts with him, much to Jonah鈥檚 embarrassment. Kharlan points out that Derris has random colored paint on him because of his children鈥檚 artistic endeavors. Arianna to Jonah: 鈥淒id you go insane?鈥 Jonah looks affronted. 鈥淣o, I came back and was healed for awhile, took care of my brother鈥e鈥檚 still very sick.鈥 Jonah looks guilty. Kharlan: 鈥淥h, you鈥檙e sad because you鈥檙e girlfriend isn鈥檛 here. Jonah: 鈥淚 don鈥檛 have a girlfriend!鈥 He proudly says 鈥淚 made it this time鈥 as he rubs back of head and pats his badge. Kharlan: 鈥淣ow you鈥檒l get all the chicks!鈥 Jonah: 鈥淵ou think so?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚 can be a chick.鈥 Jonah: 鈥淚 think I like older women because I鈥檓 weird like that.鈥 He sits down and focuses intently on his notes. Arianna: 鈥淚鈥檓 not done yet! You have to send shapers to Davin Broderic; I鈥檓 not good enough, he doesn鈥檛 like me any more.鈥 Sigourney: 鈥淵ou鈥檒l have to speak to Dan盲e about that. I鈥檓 sure she鈥檒l be estatic to see you. That鈥檒l be a first, as she doesn鈥檛 like little kids, which is why they haven鈥檛 adopted...鈥 She trails off and turns to Inzilb锚th: 鈥淪o, what鈥檚 going on in Kern?鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淚f only more of my brethren could be liberated and brought to this country鈥t was a difficult mission, and many of us did not manage to survive. I was shot in the shoulder 鈥 fortunately the arrow was not poisoned. I was worried that the Winter solstice would bring the Lich King out of silence, but war looks to be coming soon. We ran into vampires last summer, but fortunately all were defeated, sadly at a great lost of life on our side.鈥 The others learn that their old companion Ursula is now learning Arcanum in the Adept Dome. Mithos: 鈥淚 think Arianna should study something to calm her down.鈥 She waves fiery hands in his direction, and he flinches back, freaked out. Sigourney: 鈥淣o fire indoors. There鈥檚 a strict rule against that.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淪o how come Torvic can do ice inside?鈥 Sigourney: 鈥淚ce doesn鈥檛 catch other things on ice.鈥 Kharlan is the next to report: 鈥淚 went northeast, checking out people in towns, but there was a strange thing 鈥 sometimes we鈥檇 go to a town but there鈥檇 be nobody there. It looked like it had been abandoned for years, all dusty and overgrown, and other towns around didn鈥檛 know about it.鈥 Sigourney looks concerned and has Jonah note it down. Kharlan: 鈥淚 knew it couldn鈥檛 be my talking because I haven鈥檛 been there yet.鈥 Sigourney then turns to Mithos: 鈥淵ou were on the coast?鈥 Mithos: 鈥淚 went to a port town called Garnet. And found a civilization comparable to ours, but with matriarchal dictatorship that distains men.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚鈥檓 a princess.鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淒id you pass as a woman? Mithos: 鈥淭hey couldn鈥檛 tell, so I didn鈥檛 put forth any effort.鈥 Kharlan doesn鈥檛 understand the hatred of men part 鈥 how could anyone hate men? Tobs shrugs at him, equally confused. Mithos continues: 鈥淭hey have different uses for technology and arcana, and they worship Selene in a different way, but over all it went well.鈥 Tobs meanwhile had spent his six months with Krin, Sheila, and Deanna (a griffon rider) in Pavin Weald, where they spent their time erasing the vampire鈥檚 influence from the woods and watching the people of Bashti鈥檚 Ford repair their village. Krin wanted to stay longer; Tobs, however, is quite happy to be back. Arianna wants to meet Deanna because she wants to ride a griffon; Jonah says that he can introduce her.

Krin Sheila Deanna After everyone has spoken about their missions, it鈥檚 Sigourney鈥檚 turn: 鈥淥ne or two things need to be addressed in near future. There鈥檚 trouble in town, especially with rumors鈥he city we are in was partially built on Old Kingdom ruins, and there are reports from other Sovereign鈥檚 Finest teams that something unusual happened in the tunnels underneath the city. I ask that you assemble and look at it for me. There is also the matter of Kern with the potential for war rising, so we need to send more teams up north. I would like a decision from you of one or the other.鈥 Tobs: 鈥淟ike the tunnels under Garnet? Sigourney: 鈥淣o, there鈥檚 no water.鈥 Tobs: 鈥淎w, I look hot in a wetsuit.鈥 Mithos hits on him. Sigourney leaves, and the others ask Jonah about the upcoming competition. Jonah: 鈥淚t鈥檚 more like a trying to hit each other tournament.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淟ike this?鈥 She punches Inzilb锚th. Jonah: 鈥淣o, that鈥檚 not quite it. There鈥檚 also magic. No no no, not right now!鈥 (As Arianna spurts of flame鈥) Mithos ducks fire. Inzilb锚th smiles a tusky smile. After things calm down a bit, Jonah continues: 鈥淵ou compete in groups of three in team combat against other teams. You can fight however you want. We鈥檙e using the Old Kingdom stadium; the magic users are doing something special with the field. I don鈥檛 like mages when they say things are interesting鈥︹ Jonah doesn鈥檛 know if he鈥檚 participating; he says he might end up refereeing. The rest asks him what he does now: 鈥淪ometimes I follow the Captain around and take notes. Last month I went on a mission, and it went pretty well, I only flooded one鈥ridge鈥︹ Arianna gives him a flower. Tobs asks about his brother, and Jonah curls in on himself. Kharlan suggests that his son Yuan follow him around. Jonah struggles with pronunciation of Yuan. Kharlan: 鈥淗e looks just like me and acts like me too. I鈥檓 sure he鈥檒l love your brother.鈥 Jonah: 鈥淢y brother is not seeing anyone except for me.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淎re you killing him? He is shocked. Tobs tries to teach her about tact, Inzilb锚th and Mithos help: 鈥淪ometimes you look pretty rather than speak words.鈥 Mithos tosses his hair. Arianna imitates him. Kharlan tricks Jonah and says that he saw Jaylynn outside; Jonah quickly says that he needs to go file notes and leaves. Spivak goes with Jonah to help find Jaylynn.

Tobs says to Arianna: 鈥淟et鈥檚 go visit Mordecai!鈥 On the way they discuss Ken and the letter and flaming鈥hen they get to the library, the door is actually open, through which they can hear Mordecai鈥檚 voice and a more muted one. Mordecai and Ken are talking, and sunlight is streaming down through a hole in the roof. Ken There is snow on the library floor, and Ken is trying to calm Mordecai down. As they all go in, Mordecai jumps. 鈥淎HH!! I remember you; don鈥檛 burn my books.鈥 Ken: 鈥淚鈥檓 not hitting on him all the time.鈥 Tobs gets a shovel for the snow. Inzilb锚th inspects the library 鈥 some books are faded and worn, some brand new, on topics ranging from poetry and plants; it鈥檚 the biggest one in the country. Tobs leans against shovel and pants; no one else helped him clean up. Kharlan throws a snowball at Mordecai: 鈥淚t was a ghost!鈥 Mithos tries to comfort Mordecai. Inzilb锚th ignores everything around her. Arianna tries to give Mordecai a flower, but he gets upset, as flowers stain books. Ken: 鈥淵ou can use it as a book mark!鈥 Kharlan takes out a feather with paint and says that that would make a better bookmark. Mithos is touchy-feely with Mordecai. Mordecai looks up at him. Then he looks between Mithos and Ken: 鈥淒o you bud asexually?鈥 Mordecai Ken goes over to Mithos and puts a hand on his shoulder: 鈥淚 always liked tall guys.鈥 He puts his arm around Mithos鈥 waist. Mordecai sulks and looks jealous. Inzilb锚th walks over to the fuming Mordecai. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淧lant shaping?鈥 Mordecai (irate): 鈥淭hat way!鈥 Kharlan tries to tell Ken that Mithos is a girl, but Mithos lets Ken feel him up. Mordecai stomps off. Ken: 鈥淲ell, I鈥檓 really kind of shallow.鈥 He then goes around saying 鈥淗e got jealous鈥 in a sing- songy voice. Kharlan: 鈥淪trumpet.鈥 Ken: 鈥淲hy thank you! That鈥檚 a higher class whore. I鈥檒l be a companion by the end of the month.鈥 The bat climbs up on Inzilb锚th鈥檚 shoulder and looks at her book. Ken: 鈥淚 was going to ask him to be on my team 鈥 he鈥檚 a weather shaper, calls down big freaking huge lightning bolts.鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淗e might leave you.鈥 Ken: 鈥淵ou think he鈥檚 got anybody else?鈥 Mithos: 鈥淔eel love, go with the flow.鈥 Ken: 鈥淲hat鈥檚 your name, handsome 鈥 Mithos, very nice name.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淢ithos鈥e-toast.鈥 She grins maniacally and creates fire. Mithos grips Ken closer and pets him: 鈥淒on鈥檛 hurt his face!鈥 Arianna hold fire in his face. Tobs convinces Arianna to leave and go to the adept dome. Everyone else comes with them. Inzilb锚th is still paying attention to her book. Tobs says bye to Mordecai. He glares. Tobs gets Inzilb锚th. Derris said a haiku about strumpets to Mordecai. Outside it is snowing rather hard. Ken points to sheets that Arianna can psychically lift up and cover up the hole in the roof. Kharlan shouts back to Mordecai: 鈥淚鈥檝e got a sister-in-law for you!鈥 Silence.

They trundle off to the adept dome, Ken with Mithos in hand. It鈥檚 a big shiny building with a dome at the top. Unlike the Nean escapade, it鈥檚 not in disarray this time but very neatly kept. Spiral stairs go up with rows of records, and it seems bigger on the inside than outside. They see Dan盲e sitting at a desk off to the side looking at a shelf and pulling something down, a lunch tied with a pink handkerchief under her arm. Danae Dan盲e: 鈥淚 hope you aren鈥檛 bringing bad news this time.鈥 Arianna asks after Nean. Dan盲e: 鈥淗e鈥檚 doing much better.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚s he sucking people into his mind still?鈥 Dan盲e: 鈥淗e began to recover after the vampire attacks, so he should be fine for visitors.鈥 She looks over at Ken and shakes her head. Mithos: 鈥淚 like your pretty pink bandana.鈥 Dan盲e: 鈥淢y wife insists鈥ute is what she does, but I do not approve of cute.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淗ow鈥檚 the sex?鈥 Dan盲e (affronted): 鈥淵ou have no place to ask me about that, sir. How is it that your party attracts all the crazies and idiots?鈥 Tobs looks puzzled. Inzilb锚th is offended. There is lots of petting going on between Mithos and Ken. Tobs: 鈥淲e鈥檙e distracting people.鈥 He motions to Arianna. Arianna tells her she needs to send shapers to the marsh: 鈥淐ause they have a death wish.鈥 Dan盲e: 鈥淚 can think about it. That鈥檚 very responsible-ish of you.鈥 Mithos offers to take her bandana, but she keeps the pink handkerchief, glares, and walks off.

Nean Mithos and Ken turn their attention to Tobs: Threesome鈥oursome鈥obs runs after Arianna. Kharlan: 鈥淪tay away from my sisters-in-law.鈥 He then proceeds to list them off. Inzilb锚th listens intently and recites the history of her own family. As they make their way up to the dormitories, they hear scuffling coming from inside Nean鈥檚 room, accompanied by muffled cussing. Nean opens door; his hair is completely white now. He鈥檚 in white robes. Somebody is scuffling out the window. Arianna: 鈥淲as that your brother?鈥 Nean: 鈥淩ohi, you can come back.鈥 He lifts himself back over windowsill and sits there like that. Arianna: 鈥淗ave you been stealing things? You promised me that if your brother got better you would stop.鈥 He calls Arianna a bitch. Everyone is shocked. Kharlan backhands him. He falls out of window but manages to grab onto a rope. Kharlan: 鈥淭hat鈥檚 what you get!鈥 as he slams the window shut. Arianna is crying, and Mithos gives her a one-handed hug so that he doesn鈥檛 have to let go of Ken. Nean apologizes for brother: 鈥淵ou didn鈥檛 have to hit him though, he鈥檚 my impulsive older brother.鈥 Arianna reminds him that she was sucked into his mind. Nean: 鈥淚 remember you. I couldn鈥檛 distinguish anything at the time, really. I鈥檓 better now, though, and I鈥檓 going to be competing in the tournament.鈥 Arianna takes credit for saving him. He does earthshaping and shows the excitable Arianna, who has just found her new best friend. He settles himself into a pose and moves his body through patterns; the earth moves around, and it looks shiny. Arianna: 鈥淚 just set things on fire.鈥 She makes herself catch on fire. Nean is just as impressed with her as she is with him. Mithos backs away with Ken to a corner. Ken approves. Both Arianna and Nean wish that they could use the other鈥檚 talents. He tells her that his brother was a light shaper and was especially good at making himself invisible.

Hannah Linu It鈥檚 beginning to get towards evening. Mithos and Ken talk about star marriages. Ken: 鈥淚鈥檇 love to see the sea.鈥 Tobs goes off to freak out to Phaedrus, Kharlan goes home with his kid, and Nean and Arianna go to kitchen. Phaedrus and Tobs and Mithos and Ken also eventually go to the kitchen. Kharlan invites Inzilb锚th to a party at his house and grabs and drags her along for a bit, but eventually she breaks free, telling him 鈥淪ome other time.鈥 The kitchen is full of life at the dinner hour; Hannah is bustling in and out, as is Linu, her assistant. Hannah comes over to them and is her usual talkative self: 鈥淚t鈥檚 been so long 鈥 what鈥檚 going on? Have you seen my wife, she鈥檚 looking more beautiful everyday!鈥 When they mention the handkerchief, she says that it鈥檚 a sign of true love. She turns to Mithos: 鈥淎h, I see you picked up Ken there. Can I get you something to eat?鈥 Linu comes over, a quiet poised young man. He brings food and sets it down. Ken digs into the food, quite hungry. Arianna eats like Torvic. Nean to Arianna: 鈥淓ating contest?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淵eah, more food!鈥 Mithos looks afraid. Nean gets sick first: 鈥淓xcuse me.鈥 He stumbles off to puke. Tobs and Mithos to Arianna: 鈥淵es, please stop.鈥 It gets quiet again. Hannah does dishes, and Tobs helps. Phaedrus doesn鈥檛. Arianna follows Tobs. Linu goes over to window on the sly. Rohi pokes head up, and Linu passes him bread. Tobs asks Linu about him. Linu looks startled and is slightly flustered: 鈥淎h, he鈥檚 incorrigible, I can鈥檛 get through to him鈥ut I don鈥檛 know him that well.鈥 Arianna calls Rohi a poopyhead.

Arianna and Tobs go off to find Ursula, and they drag Phaedrus along. Kharlan comes back. Inzilb锚th goes to barracks. Mithos to Ken: 鈥淟et鈥檚 find some place warmer to go hang out, have a little fun.鈥 He flips one side of his hair, and Ken does the other. Bethany greets the people at barracks; she鈥檚 her normal cheerful, perky, and destructive self. 鈥淗i Ken, are you sleeping in the archery range or in a bunk?鈥 Ken asks for a quiet place. Bethany: 鈥淎h.鈥 She makes a dirty hand gesture. Ken takes Mithos by arm and walks him off. Mithos gets it on with the horny archer dude. (He鈥檚 done what everyone else has done.) Bethany to Inzilb锚th: 鈥淲e don鈥檛 get many night people.鈥 She talks awkwardly about them for a second and points to different rooms: 鈥淒epends on if you鈥檙e quiet.鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淒o the rooms on the top floor have rafters? We鈥檒l take those then.鈥 She lets her bat out, and he goes up in the rafters. Arianna and Tobs meanwhile find Ursula. Arianna spews out long list of almost incomprehensible phrases. Ursula: 鈥淚t鈥檚 been a long time! Where have you been?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚n the marsh by Jarzon.鈥 Ursula: 鈥淒on鈥檛 do that!鈥 Tobs: 鈥淚 got to hang out with Krin.鈥 Ursula: 鈥淲ell, at least this time you can鈥檛 make fun of Jonah. I鈥檝e been studying contemplation arcana.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淟ook, look, fire!鈥 Ursula: 鈥淣o no no.鈥 Spivak and Jonah come back, and a dejected Jonah goes home. Arianna describes Inzilb锚th to Ursula: 鈥淣ightshaper, nightcrawler, it鈥檚 big and has tusks, and she鈥檚 mean.鈥 Arianna makes Ursula feel guilty. 鈥淲ell, when I have this body control technique down, I鈥檒l be a great fighter and even go with you to the Veran Marshes.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淎nyone who touches me can catch on fire.鈥 Nean tries it. 鈥淥w, fire hurts!鈥 Phaedrus rolls his eyes. Ursula: 鈥淚 think the only thing he likes to touch is Tobs.鈥 Tobs turns red. The discussion turns to the evil chest that almost killed the Queen. Kharlan comes in and tells Ursula about the bitch incident. Nean says that Rohi and Linu are old friends; they used to be apprentices to Dan盲e, and they used to get in trouble all the time. Arianna suggest they get married. Nean: 鈥淩eally?鈥 They plot marriage for them and for Tobs and Phaedrus. Ursula joins in the plotting. Tobs and Phaedrus have long since left the room. Kharlan helps with the plotting too. Plan so far: brainwash, drunk鈥arried! Kharlan suggests that Ursula marry a sister-in-law. Dead silence. Kharlan describes his marriage ceremony.

Bethhany Nean鈥檚 going to be on a team with Ken. They鈥檙e trying to get Mordi for the last person on team. Kharlan asks Arianna to be on his team: 鈥淲e can fight against them!鈥 Arianna goes and attacks Bethany. 鈥淗ave you killed people?鈥 Bethany: 鈥淵eah, I killed a lot of people.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淒id you keep trophies?鈥 She pulls toenails out of one of the bandolier pockets. 鈥淒on鈥檛 worry, this person was already dead, unless I was trying to torture them. I got lots of different ways that torture people.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淐an you teach me?鈥 Bethany: 鈥淧robably. You have to be twelve.鈥 She bluffs that she is 13. Bethany: 鈥淎fter the tournament. If you beat Nean.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淐an we torture a flower?鈥 She pats her on the head. Everyone gets rooms; it is night. Inzilb锚th cracks her door and lets her bat go out to eat. Derris goes after it and bothers: Bother bother you. Bother bother bother bother you. Oh bother bother.

Session Two: February 1st, 2006

Mithos wakes up about six in the morning when Ken is getting up. Ken: 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 mean to wake you up; I鈥檓 going in early today. It was nice last night, I haven鈥檛 gotten some in awhile.鈥 He kisses Mithos on the head, gathers his things, and goes out. Mithos goes back to sleep. The rest wake up around 9-10 o鈥檆lock, some in barracks, Jaylynn and Kharlan out in Aldis. There鈥檚 a light fall of snow on the ground. The day is clear and bright. Kharlan got up at seven and made ten snowmen with his kids. His wife comes out and scolds him for using household items. When those in the barracks go out, they hear the murmur of activity from main triangular square. Another crowd of Sovereign鈥檚 Finest has gathered, and everyone is milling around and talking. Mouse Rohi Some clump together in groups of three. Ken and Mordecai talking, Mordecai looking extremely angry. Jonah is talking to someone. Arianna goes over to talk to Nean, who looks like he鈥檚 talking to nothing (a.k.a. his invisible brother Rohi). She throws a rock and clips Rohi鈥檚 shoulder; Nean looks over and looks scared before he recognizes her. 鈥淲hy鈥檇 you throw a rock鈥t鈥othing?鈥 Ariana: 鈥淐ause I wanted to throw a rock.鈥 Nean: 鈥淲ant to sit down next to nothing and me?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淵eah, that鈥檚 a good idea.鈥 They talk about getting ready for the tournament. Nean: 鈥淗ave three people for a team?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淪pivak is! Spivak and I are going to get married.鈥 They decide to have the tournament first and then have everyone get married. He tells her that Ken鈥檚 on his team, and they鈥檙e trying to get Mordecai. Arianna: 鈥淭hey鈥檙e having a tiff鈥en and Mordecai and the sea fairy we don鈥檛 like.鈥 Nean is confused about the tiff. Arianna wants to get Ken and Mordecai married too. Arianna: 鈥淏et you nothing made the hole.鈥 Mordecai was so upset that he even forgot about the hole yesterday. Nean: 鈥淚 should make sure nothing gets away safely and then talk to Ken about something.鈥 Lots more talk about nothing and something. Nean stands up, grabs nothing鈥檚 shoulder, and drags nothing away. Arianna clocks nothing in the back of the head, and she hears cursing. (Much ado about nothing.) Derris drops a strange drawing on Tobs鈥 head that one of Kharlan鈥檚 kids drew of the snowmen. Tobs passes it around. Mithos walks over to Inzilb锚th: 鈥淗ow was your night in the barracks?鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淔ine. Relatively comfortable. And you, dare I ask?鈥 Mithos: 鈥淰ery comfortable indeed.鈥 Jaylynn professionally lurks back to the barracks. Kharlan arrives. Inzilb锚th notices Jaylynn: 鈥淓xcuse me, are you from Kern?鈥 Jaylynn backs away. Everyone else notices her and runs up and greets her. Jonah perks up on hearing people shout 鈥淛aylynn!鈥 and walks over, trying to not look excited. Mithos slips a hand around her waist. Jonah looks a little confused. 鈥淛aylynn, it鈥檚 good to see you again. Do they scare you?鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淚鈥檓 not from Kern; my family has been living here for generations.鈥 She lists her impressive genealogy. Jonah: 鈥淚t鈥檚 very good to see you again, Jaylynn.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淲e should make you get married too!鈥 He turns red and starts stuttering. 鈥淣o, no鈥ave to talk about the tournament.鈥 Jaylynn removes Mithos鈥 hand when he tells her that healers are attractive. Tobs settles things down a bit. Jonah is considerably flustered by now. 鈥淚鈥檓 supposed to take you to see the field, do have any questions? Preventing death? Ah, well, shapers have made the damage subdued so that it doesn鈥檛 kill anyone; it can knock them out but can鈥檛 kill or cause serious injury.鈥 Arianna asks about cutting things off. He tells her that healers will be on hand. Jaylynn volunteers to heal on the side. She鈥檚 not one for fighting. Inzilb锚th thinks that Jonah and Mithos will be trying to get hurt just so that they can be treated by Jaylynn. Jonah continues: 鈥淚n the middle of each field is a relic, and the score for getting a relic is 6; knocking a member of the other team out is three, and you need to get to nine points to win, so the relic plus one or knocking out all three is a win. Rhy-bonds don鈥檛 count in the numbers.鈥 Inzilb锚th asks Arianna to be on a team; Mithos and Kharlan and Tobs form another. Arianna wants Bethany on their team. Jonah takes notes, nods, and heads off.

Back at the barracks, Bethany is back at her desk cleaning a torture device. Arianna: 鈥淏ethany Bethany Bethany, I need another person.鈥 Bethany: 鈥淚鈥檓 not sure, torturing people is not good for a tournament.鈥 Arianna almost hits the wrong chord but then Bethany nods: 鈥淚 wasn鈥檛 planning to participate because there鈥檚 not much room for a torturer, but I think I can do it.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淵ou can watch me catch sea fairies on fire!鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淒o you have any other skills?鈥 She has a shiny sword. Bethany tells them to meet at the field at seven tomorrow morning. (Half the stadium will be taken up by Kharlan鈥檚 family.) Bethany shows Arianna torture devices鈥ertain points they poke, they bleed, and they die. Bethany: 鈥淚 know how to not kill people by killing people.鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淗mm.鈥 Mithos and Kharlan talk about sisters-in-law. The day goes along, people are drifting, and lots of threes are forming up: Mordecai, Ken, and Nean have formed a team, and Krin and Sheila and Deanna have formed another.

Aaron Von Glenfelde Jaylynn asks Jonah directly how his brother is doing. He looks guilty: 鈥淗e got better, but he鈥檚 been really really sick lately, and I don鈥檛 know what to do with him.鈥 Kharlan (referring to Winifred): 鈥淗e鈥檚 lovesick.鈥 Jonah (quite affronted): 鈥淣o no no, not love, she had a hold on him!鈥 Mithos: 鈥淲as the sex good?鈥 Jonah twists his face and looks angry at him. Tobs explains the vampire bit. Kharlan asks if he misses being a thrall. 鈥淣o! Can we not bring it up anymore? It鈥檚 kind of a sensitive topic. If you want to look at my brother, that would be really nice.鈥 All of them follow Jonah out into the nice cobblestone streets of Aldis. They pass buildings of various shapes and sizes, Kharlan鈥檚 lawn with ten lumpy snowmen, and the Blue Rose square, where the Summer Festival was held last time; there are still decorations left over from the Winter Solstice. Jonah stops at a particular manor on the left made out of nice blue-tinted marble (quite a rich estate) and pokes head in the gatehouse. The gate opens through arcana, and he leads everyone in. The inside is not quite as spectacular, as it has fallen into disrepair in some spots, but it is still very comfortable with a roaring fire and deep soft rugs. They remove their shoes and go in and up the stairs. Along the walls are lots of different portraits of blond haired persons (Jonah鈥檚 esteemed pompous important ancestors). He points out things along the hallway. Derris makes a haiku about being sad about not being able to poop on the rug. They go up winding stairs to a tower area, warm and homey with a locked room at the top. Jonah opens it with a key. 鈥淚s it that serious?鈥 鈥淚t鈥檚 for his own safety, just in case, he鈥檚 kind of paranoid鈥︹ Arianna: 鈥淒oes it run in the family?鈥 Jonah: 鈥淣o, I鈥檓 not paranoid!鈥 Arianna proves him wrong by playing with fire. The room beyond is very dark, lit only by a lamp. Jonah speaks in hushed tones and goes over to his brother softly. Kharlan: 鈥淎re you sure he鈥檚 not a vampire?鈥 Jonah glares at him.

Jaylynn is allowed the closest to Aaron, who is lying in bed, looking pale and unconscious. He looks feverish, his hair is in disarray鈥e looks very sick. Jaylynn takes a look at him. She does a good reading, as during her stay in Aldis she looked up diseases. Aaron has something particularly nasty although not contagious brought on by supreme stress. It strikes very slowly and can take a couple months for symptoms to show; a couple more months is death. In other words, not good. Jaylynn manages to soothe away some of the fever. At this stage, with a disease like this, there is a point past which healing magic puts more strain on the body鈥aron needs outside medicine, although he is not quite sure what it is. Jaylynn asks Jonah what his brother does to relax. Jonah reads to him, but mostly he sleeps a lot. 鈥淏efore this,鈥 Jonah thinks for awhile, 鈥淚 really don鈥檛 know; we weren鈥檛 on good terms. The servants might know. I wasn鈥檛 in the house until a couple of months ago. I鈥檓 not a person of high renown in this family.鈥 Jaylynn goes asking around and then leads everyone back out. Talking to the servants, they find that he was fond of going out to plays. He was also fond of the arts and liked politics and going to meetings. Jaylynn prescribes Jonah to read newspaper to him. Kharlan says that his sister- in-law Abby has an advice column in the paper.

Then Jonah offers to take them to the tournament field. Kharlan: 鈥淕oing on a field trip!鈥 He takes them to a coliseum, an old kingdom artifact with lots of seats, lots of activity, and lots of mages moving about in various parts of the field. The field is rectangular, 100 by 150 feet, with raised metallic platforms and ordinary cobbled stone. The magic users shift things about; sand then converts back to stone. Others are working with water, and healers off to the side are doing damage dampening, as they don鈥檛 want to loose any of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest. Tobs and Arianna dance, Arianna mimicking Tobs. There are no animals anywhere. The stones themselves are strange: really old stuff, some magic past what anything can do in this day and age. Arianna lights a fire on a stone, but it doesn鈥檛 affect it. They鈥檙e impervious to just about everything. Jonah doesn鈥檛 know why it鈥檚 like that. They said something about changing shape, but he doesn鈥檛 know how. Jaylynn senses that it is in how they are interlocked and can shift. Jonah pokes around鈥obs quickly intercedes: 鈥淒on鈥檛 try to shape anything!鈥 He looks a little guilty. 鈥淚鈥檓 getting better at it, really!鈥 Arianna wants to see what happens. He concentrates and with unusual skill he gathers water, lifts it up, and shoves it down at the stone, where it splats. Mithos鈥 hair goes sparkle sparkle with water droplets. Tobs applauds. Arianna: 鈥淕o Jonah go!鈥

Then the mages shoo them out. Kharlan explores like a small child. There are lots of small rooms, things being set up, the kitchen staff (including Hannah) working on food for tomorrow, more rooms for resting; in the infirmary, Jaylynn counts beds. People are starting to move in one particular direction, and they hear voices from one end (to the right). A female voice is speaking, along with the murmur of people. Sigourney stands by the side of the Queen, walking down the hallway. Queen Jaellin still looks a little pale and not completely at full health, but a lot better. There are also some nobles with her 鈥 members of the Sovereign鈥檚 Council, talking concernedly about something. Jonah starts and drops into a bow. The tail end of their conversation is about Kern 鈥 Jaellin is debating with one of her advisors, and the main argument is whether or not to send people into Kern now. She doesn鈥檛 want to do it, as there are things to mop up here to protect Aldis; Lord Sayvin wants to send an army in quickly, and he already has a leader (Torvic). Inzilb锚th pays close attention and waits for an opportunity. Sigourney nods at the group; Arianna follows them, Tobs follows her, and Inzilb锚th trails after as well. Jonah: 鈥淲hat are you doing?鈥 Jaylynn lurks back to barracks to research, and Jonah goes back with her. Kharlan and Mithos go have a party, but Kharlan sends Derris with the three.

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Sigourney glances back as Lord Sayvin speaks of the necessity of a preemptive strike on Kern. An older woman turns and addresses the three: 鈥淐an I help you?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚 have an idea: you should send a scouting party in.鈥 Inzilb锚th agrees with her. Arianna: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e not very nice, you interrupted!鈥 Inzilb锚th thinks an immediate attack may be unwise; Arianna suggests a small group of about six people, which has been Sigourney鈥檚 advice. Lord Sayvin shakes his head: 鈥淎re you mad?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淵es!鈥 鈥淲ho would be mad enough to volunteer for this sort of mission; the probability of coming back is almost nonexistent. Are you volunteering?鈥 He looks to Sigourney. 鈥淲ell, I will consider this feasible. Are you participating in the tournament? The top two groups combine, and we鈥檒l send them on the mission. If they volunteer, we鈥檒l consider it.鈥 The Rhydan agrees. Arianna and Sayvin argue about meaningless death. Then he and Inzilb锚th argue, and he walks away. Jaellin shakes her head a bit and beckons to entourage.

Burly Kharlan and Mithos go to an Aldean bar, which is cleaner and nicer than other bars but still a bar. Some of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest are there, including Ken, who has his arms around yet another guy. Deanna the griffon rider is at the bar, very noisy and drunk out of her mind. The bartender is their old sailor friend Burly. Spivak immediately comes (6th Burly sense), and he cleans glasses with Spivak on his shoulder. Kharlan: 鈥淗i Burly, I鈥檓 drunk.鈥 鈥淚 know, I served you five of those drinks.鈥 He looks very focused on this one glass: 鈥淚t鈥檚 dirty, my goldfish was in it. The goldfish is in a better place now.鈥 He points at it in a big bowl. 鈥淔ish like beer.鈥 Mithos scans the room for attractive people and locks eyes with the goldfish. He鈥檚 the most beautiful aquatic firefly you鈥檝e ever seen. After another beer, he tries again, realizing that the shiny thing was not hair but fish. Mostly the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest are pretty. There are lots of different people for Mithos to choose from. He goes after Deanna. 鈥淜inda remember you鈥 remember you? Can I have another one?鈥 Burly shakes his head.

At the Bar

Mithos buys, she drinks: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e a great man or woman, doesn鈥檛 matter at this point. What鈥檚 your story, I鈥檝e got a sob-story, I鈥檓 not the bartender, let鈥檚 not be lonely, I don鈥檛 like cats鈥︹ Their conversation makes drunken sense. 鈥淲e should go hang out somewhere.鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 Mithos.鈥 鈥淭hat鈥檚 a pretty name, reminds me of my mom鈥檚 name鈥arah.鈥 鈥淒eanna鈥檚 a pretty name too, almost as pretty as you are.鈥 鈥淥oo鈥hat鈥檚 a pickup line, want to do something? I鈥檝e got a place in the barracks. I can lead you back there, not that far.鈥 She wobbles quite heavily鈥︹漁ver there, no over there.鈥 Spivak helps them back to the barracks. They open the door to Sheila lying on bed reading a book. (Jaylynn is meanwhile studying鈥erbs and spices鈥ot the Colonel鈥檚 blend). 鈥淒eanna, what did I say about bringing home strange men? I鈥檓 not good at threesomes, and I don鈥檛 want one tonight.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淚鈥檓 here for her.鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 busy on the bed, you鈥檒l have to go someplace else.鈥 The roommates argue about the bed. Sheila looks annoyed, like this happens every time they come back. Deanna waves a bit, and they go to Mithos鈥 room. Mithos gets laid again.

Spivak goes off to find Tobs. Inzilb锚th goes into history of her people, etc. etc. Spivak to Tobs: 鈥淏urly鈥檚 here!鈥 Tobs and Arianna: 鈥淟et鈥檚 go see Burly!鈥 Burly pets Spivak as he polishes the same glass. Tobs asks Burly how he got off the stormwrecked ship: 鈥淯h, water shapers, island, kind of good, seafolk and stuff, stayed there awhile, real tropical, lots of seashells (points to pretty pink seashell on shelf), spent a couple months in a grass skirt, that was kind of fun, went back, no problem.鈥 Arianna asks about Cleo and is told she is back in Garnet. He says it鈥檚 a custom to wear grass skirts in area. Burly in skirt Inzilb锚th notes that it is good to blend in. The goldfish is named Susan. She bobs up, and Arianna feeds her with a small shot glass of alcohol. Kharlan: 鈥淪mall children should not drink alcohol,鈥 he lectures while he drinks. Fish: 鈥淕lub glub glub.鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淜now where that one guy and the griffon rider went?鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚t鈥檚 not fair, Mithos is going to get to ride a griffon before me.鈥 Kharlan calls Burly emo. Arianna wants to beat Mithos at riding a griffon. Burly: 鈥淏it young.鈥 Tobs is oblivious to the innuendos. Burly tries to explain the birds and the bees to her; then Inzilb锚th tries. Kharlan talks to a potted plant, which he thinks is Jaylynn. Tobs listens to the girls. Arianna: 鈥淐hildren come from storks which come from cabbage plants.鈥 (Back at the barracks, Deanna tops.鈥 Arianna goes on a long explanation. Tobs gets alcohol: 鈥淚 think I need alcohol.鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淚 don鈥檛 remember that happening, and I have three of them.鈥 He holds up two fingers. Kharlan takes over explaining. Burly serves Arianna some food. Kharlan: 鈥淢y wife didn鈥檛 know where babies came from and she did fine.鈥 Arianna goes back to the barracks to talk to Bethany before the others tell her about sex. Kharlan stumbles home, and falls to the ground; his sisters-in-law drag him in. The others sleep.

Kharlan in Warpaint Early the next morning there are two knocks at Mithos鈥 door. 鈥淲hat is it?鈥 They hear Krin鈥檚 voice 鈥淵ou have Deanna in there? Deanna? What time is it? You鈥檙e late. What are you doing in there?鈥 Deanna: 鈥淥h, I have to go, forgot the tournament. We should do this again some time. Next time you can top.鈥 Both Sheila and Krin glare at her. They go off to prepare. Arianna to Bethany: 鈥淚 was telling people where babies come from, but they know nothing.鈥 Bethany points Mithos to a sea-folk pool. Roland comes to get Jaylynn, and they go to the infirmary. Jonah falls down the stairs. And he comes in to the infirmary to get his ankle treated. Kharlan stumbles in. All go over to the field. Everyone drew on Kharlan鈥檚 face while asleep, so he has battle makeup. Mithos has battle hickies.

The boy鈥檚 team (Kharlan, Mithos, and Tobs) is led out on the field and up onto a metal platform. The stands are filled with lots of people; it seems that most of the city turned out to see the tournaments. The Queen herself announces: 鈥淗ere is the competition of our finest warriors who uphold the realm etc. etc.鈥 When she finishes, the field begins to change. They feel a lot of magic in the air as the stones reshape themselves. The temperature increases dramatically, large stones rise up, some stepping stones come out, and those stones fall out and fill with something like water. Tobs is scared. They can鈥檛 even see opponents, or relic that is supposedly in the middle. Everything except the stepping stones is lava. Derris flies up and looks down. The field is mirrored on the other side, and facing them are Krin, Deanna, and Sheila. Mithos and Tobs groan. Derris also sees the relic in the middle. Kharlan jumps two stones. Mithos goes up the up the path. There are curious markings on one side of a stone. They hear Deanna almost falls into the lava, but Krin moves up, as does Sheila. Spivak flies up to the cup and guards it. Tobs dexterously goes out to the other side. Kharlan feels a rush of magic well up, and heat radiates out in an arc: Mithos is covered, Tobs dodges it, and Kharlan shakes it up. Krin and Sheila do just fine, but Deanna is knocked right off and disqualified. Healers come up, and the stone goes back to normal where they walk; they take her to the infirmary. Kharlan tries to move two and does, and Derris goes to bother Krin. Krin is very bothered and gets engaged in swatting Derris. Mithos makes another jump up the middle. He struggles a bit but clings on and hauls himself up. Sheila has a bird on her shoulder, a great big eagle hawk. The hawk goes after Derris, hits, and rakes into his wings; Derris is hurt. Tobs jumps another one, but it crumbles underneath him, so he jumps and lands near Spivak, slightly hurt. Kharlan jumps two more. Mithos jumps up to the next one, the rock kind of depresses, and the wave of heat is disarmed. Krin leaps and jumps forward, the rock shifts, and she is back where Tobs used to be. Sheila鈥檚 bird goes at Derris but doesn鈥檛 hit. Sheila moves two. Tobs picks up the cup and puts it in his backpack. The other side emits heat again; Derris swoops around on the hot air and makes a haiku about how hot it is. Kharlan jumps twice and is now next to Tobs. Mithos jumps down, flipping while his hair sparkles, and lands next to them. Krin jumps bravely and brilliantly and attacks Tobs with her shortsword. She doesn鈥檛 hit. The eagle owl attempts to attack Derris and fails. Sheila jumps closer. Tobs moves back and shoots at Sheila. Kharlan swipes at Krin and hits her pretty good. Mithos also attacks Krin with his rapier and scores another good hit on her, and she falls back, almost out of it. Krin attacks Mithos and hits, hurting him. Sheila鈥檚 hawk is hitting the owl, Derris is hurting pretty bad. Sheila stays put. Spivak goes to help Derris. Tobs shoots Sheila pretty good. Derris flies away, withdrawing. Kharlan knocks Krin out. That鈥檚 the end. The field goes back to normal, the relic disappears, and medics come out and heal everyone. Tobs and Mithos do a victory dance.

Next the three girls, Inzilb锚th, Arianna, and Bethany, come out. The crowd cheers, and the field rises up as stairs and a wooden catwalk, ladder, net, thin rope, wall鈥verything else is empty space with an endless drop below. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat comes out. Tobs cheers them on from the sidelines. Mithos does too. Kharlan asks Jaylynn about the bar (you were talking to a plant, silly). The other team gets to go first. Bethany walks out onto the rickety steps and balances beautifully, moving slowly. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat goes up and scopes stuff out. There are arches with the relic in the middle. They鈥檙e fighting Nean, Ken, and Mordecai. Arianna tries to go on out as well. She takes ten and slowly progresses as it sways. Wind is picking up. Nean does an exceptionally awesome job at moving himself, and he progresses along nets and catwalks. Bethany has some trouble getting up the ladder, as she has too much stuff in the bandolier. Ken also progresses up. Inzilb锚th enhances her dexterity. Wind picks up even more, as Mordecai is in particular concentration. Arianna attempts to mentally contact Mordecai, and they grapple with each other. Nean is being amazing tonight and maneuvers himself along a slim line and leaps across. Bethany crawls up the ladder and onto the next layer, pulling out a long range weapon. Ken proceeds along. He fires a shot at Arianna, and she reels back but is not knocked out. Inzilb锚th moves out onto the catwalk. Arianna tries to psychically pin Mr. Mordecai; he is pinned and immobile, and the wind dies down a bit. Nean goes up closer to the dais with the relic. Bethany shoots at him with her crossbow and clips him a bit. Ken takes another shot at Arianna, but she鈥檚 fine, it bounces off. Inzilb锚th shoots at Nean, but he鈥檚 not really that hurt. Mordecai psychic grapples back but is unsuccessful. Arianna tries to make him stop with the wind, and the wind slows down again. Nean jumps down and gets the relic. Arianna yells to get Mordecai. Bethany moves, jumps long, and lands on the high wall. Ken shoots at Arianna again, and she is hurt. Inzilb锚th moves out and jumps beautifully. Mordecai breaks contact with Arianna. She lobs a fireball at Ken, who looks singed. He staggers back. Nean is the most agile little sucker ever (direct quote from Rachael). He鈥檚 looking irritated because there is no earth to shape. Bethany moves to attack Nean, but they swipe at each other in mid-air. Ken shoots at Inzilb锚th, but she shoots at Ken and hits him. Mordecai starts up the wind again; Arianna gets pushed back. Nean attacks Bethany but doesn鈥檛 hit her. Bethany hits him back with a self-assembled sword. Ken shoots Inzilb锚th again but fails to hit. Inzilb锚th shoots Nean with her crossbow. Mordecai maintains concentration on the wind. Arianna attacks Ken with a fireball, but it doesn鈥檛 hit. Nean almost crits on Bethany, but she crits back. Ken fires at Inzilb锚th again. He hits and hurts her. She shoots Nean but doesn鈥檛 hit. Mordecai keeps concentrating. Ken staggers and almost falls off. Arianna tries to grapple Nean but doesn鈥檛 make it. Bethany hits Nean, but not too hard. Ken fires at Inzilb锚th and crits on her, wounding her. Inzilb锚th feels nightpeople rage against Ken and fires at him but doesn鈥檛 hit. Mordecai concentrates on the wind again. Ken stumbles and is off balance. Arianna psychic grapples Nean and pins him. He鈥檚 immobile. Bethany crits on him, and he falls backwards. (Dan 鈥 we don鈥檛 kill fuckable NPCs). Inzilb锚th tries shooting again. Mordecai tries again with the wind, and Ken falls off. Inzilb锚th and Arianna are knocked back to the edge. Bethany makes a flying leap down into where Nean is, and she knocks him out and grabs the cup. They win!

Session Three: February 8th, 2006

The tournament games continue! The two groups keep winning their fights as the day progresses, and none of the fields have been the same. Arianna reminds Bethany that she gets to learn torture since she beat Nean. Bethany: 鈥淲hat type? Water, knife, psychological...鈥 She continues to describe psychological鈥 鈥淜eep talking until they give in!鈥 Jaylynn gets some herbs and works them into a concoction for Jonah鈥檚 brother. Arianna wants to torture Rohi to learn what鈥檚 between him and Linu. They talk about Mithos seducing Aaron鈥ithos wants him better. (Vampiric STDs? We don鈥檛 want to know.) They go off to sleep. Ken looks frazzled; he鈥檚 leaning on Mordecai鈥檚 shoulder heavily. Mithos goes over to talk to Ken, who is drunk. Mordecai perhaps got him drunk. Ken suggests a threesome, and Mordecai looks mortified. Mithos: 鈥淒runk sex isn鈥檛 that fun.鈥 Mordecai: 鈥淚 don鈥檛 want to have sex with either of you!鈥 Mithos offers to take Ken back. Mordecai doesn鈥檛 believe him, but Ken stumbles over towards him, and they proceed to Ken鈥檚 bed. Ken recovers quite marvelously and enjoys himself. Inzilb锚th tells Arianna to go surprise Ken. There is a big debate about this. (We are a special group.)

The next morning dawns bright, snowy, and busy. Ken sleeps in a lot. Jaylynn gets up early to count bandages. Roland chatters to Jaylynn rather amiably. Arianna goes to wake Ken and Mithos up. She gets snowballs spiked with ice and shoves them in a bag. She opens the door, crawls on the floor, and puts ice balls of torture around the bed. Then she stands up and chucks snowballs at the bed and yells 鈥淲ake up wake up!鈥 and sets fire to the foot of the bed. 鈥淲hat, AHH!鈥 Chaos ensues. Ken stands up, quite naked, and steps forward: 鈥淥h god I鈥檓 wet and on fire鈥︹ He trips and falls flat on his back. Arianna throws more snowballs at him. Mithos screams. Ken scrambles for a blanket. Arianna: 鈥淵ou were having a slumber party and you didn鈥檛 tell me!鈥 Ken: 鈥淥h god, it鈥檚 cold鈥︹ [looks down at himself鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 never going to come back out.鈥 Kharlan builds a snowman outside of their window. Ken puts on his clothes and goes to see Mordecai. 鈥淚t was good until the little girl鈥︹ Arianna jumps on the bed, and she and Mithos argue. She chases him out and pokes him with an icicle in the butt. Arianna is evil. Phaedrus tells Tobs that he also won all his fights, and he got to see Jonah fight鈥n a snow field鈥nd he had an interesting effect鈥t was quite an amusing fight鈥e was with Sigourney and Dan盲e. He鈥檚 not sure why Jonah is on a team with the Captain and the Head Mage, but鈥 Inzilb锚th goes into the kitchen, where Hannah is talking to her wife. She asks about wild game; she wants it to help her focus on her talent. Hannah sends Linu back for some venison hotpot. Kharlan and his two kids build a snow fort in the street and throw snowballs at whoever walks by. They hit three people 鈥 two random strangers and Jonah. He falls over in the street. Kharlan鈥檚 kids want him to come play. Mithos swims in the fountain. Kharlan hits Jonah with a snowball again. He鈥檚 upset about his wet hair. Kharlan offers to injure him so that he can go see Jaylynn, and he agrees. Jonah thinks Jaylynn is pretty, but Kharlan goes on about his wife.

Mithos is late. The person in charge wonders where their third person is鈥harlan sends Derris to peck him on the head. Because of his lateness, Arianna, Inzilb锚th, and Bethany go first. The stones slide away, and sand comes up. Stones come up out of the sand, and the rest of the sand doesn鈥檛 look so solid. On the other side are Phaedrus, an archer (Ted), and a swordsman (Bill). Inzilb锚th looks at the sand and figures that very dexterous people could go on top, but others would be sucked down; she jumps onto a rock. Bill yells 鈥淓xcellent!鈥 and does an acrobatic jump across the sand. Ted steps out carefully. Bethany trots across the sand to another rock. Arianna runs over to a big rock. Phaedrus maneuvers onto a stone. Inzilb锚th jumps to the next one. Bill makes it onto the relic spot. Ted tries to shoot someone and jump at the same time; the field shifts and moves, and he topples into the sand. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 stone sinks, and she鈥檚 knee deep. Phaedrus jumps forward and makes it onto the middle platform. Bethany moves onto a big rock. Arianna mentally tortures Bill. She talks in his head鈥e鈥檚 like 鈥淲hoa.鈥 Phaedrus takes the relic and sticks it in his pack. Inzilb锚th jumps onto a stone right across from Phaedrus. He attacks her, but she manages to stay on her rock. Bill: 鈥淎h, voices in my head! Not excellent! Totally heinous!鈥 and he goes to his knees. Bethany lengthens her sword, adding pieces to it. Arianna convinces Bill to throw himself off the edge. Bill and Ted go into the infirmary: 鈥淭hat was most heinous.鈥 Phaedrus takes two swings at Inzilb锚th with his sickles. She manages to be okay with some effort. She jumps on the rock next to Bethany. Bethany strikes at Phaedrus but misses. Arianna tries to psychically grapple Phaedrus, and he gets pinned. Inzilb锚th shoots at Phaedrus but misses. Bethany whacks at him. Arianna tries to torture him, but he breaks free after a long and complicated psychic battle. He jumps forward and attacks Inzilb锚th but doesn鈥檛 hit. Inzilb锚th shoots at him but doesn鈥檛 hit. Arianna throws a very nice fireball at him; Inzilb锚th and Bethany stagger back, and the edge of their rock crumbles. Phaedrus, Inzilb锚th, and Bethany sink into the sand up to their knees. Bethany staggers and gets burned, as does Phaedrus. Phaedrus tries to get out of the sand, and he staggers up to the rock looking woozy. Inzilb锚th clambers up onto the rock, as does Bethany. Arianna wants to psychic grapple mister woozy boy, but she fails. Phaedrus attacks Inzilb锚th and hits her once, hurting her a little. She shoots at him again. Bethany moves and hits Phaedrus; she slashes him across the chest, and he falls in the sand. They win! Bethany compliments Arianna on her torturing skills. First rule is, you don鈥檛 talk about torture club鈥

Kharlan, Mithos, and Tobs face Jonah, Sigourney, and Dan盲e across a water/snow field. Dan盲e begins to concentrate. Sigourney leaps forward and skids a bit on the ice, but she keeps her feet. Jonah tries arcana and moves the water; a wave goes everywhere. Sigourney goes into the water, and it gets the others wet. The relic disappears. Mithos swims underwater to try to find the relic. Spivak goes to bother Jonah. Tobs jumps to a rock and skids lovely and sparkly. Derris goes to bother the other caster, but Dan盲e isn鈥檛 bothered. Kharlan jumps to a rock, and Tobs balances as Kharlan hops on. Dan盲e concentrates, and the ice under Tobs and Kharlan melts; they jump forward. Sigourney jumps up to the center where they are as well. Jonah tries again with the arcana. Mithos keeps searching and gets close. Tobs tries to shoot Sigourney, but she鈥檚 too shiny to hit. Kharlan bull-rushes Sigourney, and they grapple until she gets to the edge. Dan盲e aims a fire attack at Tobs. He moves aside as the ice under him melts. Sigourney and Kharlan grapple some more. Jonah rushes water at Tobs, and he is moved back and drenched. Mithos has the relic. Tobs shoots Dan盲e. Spivak bothers Jonah. Kharlan takes out his sword and swipes at Sigourney. Dan盲e: 鈥淲hat are you doing Jonah? Why are you getting bothered by a cat?鈥 She blasts Tobs and hurts him, making him jump back. Sigourney attacks Kharlan but does no damage. Jonah is bothered, and he tries to work on his botheration. His arcana causes water to flail about. Mithos is back on the surface with the relic, and he jumps back on the starting gate. Tobs shoots Dan盲e again, but she saves. Kharlan hits Sigourney, but she saves. Dan盲e fireblasts Tobs, who jumps onto a nearby rock, skidding but keeping his balance. Sigourney doesn鈥檛 hit Kharlan. Jonah does no good. Mithos stands back with the relic, flipping his hair and sparkling. Fangirls cheer. Tobs gets an arrow through Dan盲e鈥檚 shoulder. Derris poops but doesn鈥檛 hit Dan盲e. Kharlan hits Sigourney, and she gets hurt. Dan盲e fires at Tobs again, and Tobs goes swimming. Kharlan attacks Sigourney again, and Jonah moves water around Tobs. Mithos yells and asks Tobs if he needs help; Tobs clambers back up. Derris uses a dirty limerick involving Dan盲e and her mother, and she gets bothered. She hits the owl with fire, and he falls into the water. Jaylynn gets a rather wet and burnt owl to care for in the infirmary. Sigourney hits, but Kharlan is fine. Jonah throws water at Spivak, who lands wet and hissing. Jonah apologizes. Tobs shoots Dan盲e and hurts her a little more. Kharlan: 鈥淣o, Derris!鈥 He hits Sigourney again, and she looks badly off. Dan盲e sends a fireball at the three in the middle, and all have to move. Sigourney crits on Kharlan, but he saves! Mithos cheerleads on the side. Jonah tries with arcana again. Spivak goes off to one side, sulking and licking herself. Tobs fails to hit Dan盲e. Kharlan knocks Sigourney out, and they win! She nods a bit: 鈥淵ou guys are a pretty good group.鈥

They continue throughout the day, winning all of their matches. Then they have to fight each other. The final field: walls rise up, high stone walls, way too high to jump on them. Mithos runs forward towards the circle in the middle. The stones fall out in the direct path he takes. Inzilb锚th sends her bat up, but it can鈥檛 get up over the walls; there are doors in the circle wall in the center. She casts enhance self on herself. Kharlan sends Derris out to where Mithos is, and he moves out to the wall. Bethany also moves out, as does Arianna. Tobs runs all the way to the door, leaving a wake of destruction in his path. Mithos goes to the door on the other side. Inzilb锚th goes in the opposite direction of her companions. Kharlan runs forward, and Derris goes to bother Arianna. Bethany moves up to where Mithos is. Arianna moves up to Mithos and attacks him with fire. Mithos: 鈥淎rianna, no!鈥 Tobs runs in a circular path, grabs the relic, and jumps over the hole to get back out. Mithos grapples Bethany, but she beats him. Inzilb锚th tries to shoot at Tobs but misses. Mithos notices that the ground under him is becoming unstable. Kharlan runs straight towards Bethany. Bethany grapples Mithos right back. Arianna tries to set Mithos on fire, and she jumps to avoid falling down. Tobs shoots Inzilb锚th, who falls back into a hole, and the boys鈥 team wins. Mithos poses as everyone cheers.

The Queen comes out and presents the champions with tokens. Mithos kisses her hand. Lord Sayvin looks a bit miffed because they succeeded. Arianna and Bethany and Inzilb锚th got second place. Everyone gets healed. Arianna gives Tobs a flower, and he puts in it his hair. Bethany teaches Arianna more fire torture. Bethany: 鈥淣ever use it on Mithos, though.鈥 Inzilb锚th shakes a somewhat nervous Tobs鈥 hand. Mithos hits on Bethany: 鈥淚鈥檝e never fought someone as beautiful as you.鈥 Arianna wants to marry Bethany too. Mithos: 鈥淪o, Bethany, are you into whips and chains? Can you show me sometime? Or I can watch.鈥 She鈥檒l think about it (as in, not likely). Arianna: 鈥淐an you show me how to torture him?鈥 Bethany goes off to teach Arianna about fire instead. [Mithos gets the feeling that she is pretty asexual; she puts more of her energy into鈥ther things.] Lord Sayvin comes in. Mithos flirts with Tobs, Arianna sets Mithos on fire, and he jumps into Inzilb锚th鈥檚 arms. Lord Sayvin looks, stares, and shakes a bit. Arianna: 鈥淗ello, here鈥檚 a flower!鈥 Lord: 鈥淣o, child. So you are the ones who won the tournament. I鈥檇 like you to leave as soon as possible 鈥 a reconnaissance mission to Kern to see what the Lich King is up to. I want to make a preemptive strike, but the Queen disagrees, so this is the next best thing. He might be doing something with the crystals and the shadowgates.鈥 Arianna makes faces at him. When he notices, she goes to hide behind Inzilb锚th. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淪he is young, please be forgiving.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淣o, don鈥檛 be forgiving.鈥 They need a seventh. They get to ride griffons!

They make a list of people to take on and argue. (Which fun NPC? So many good ones to choose from鈥) Then they do interviews. Linu is first. They go into the kitchen, and Hannah talks about how she was cheering for her wife. They sit down to dinner and ask him questions: 鈥淚f you were taken to Kern鈥︹ Mithos scares him with innuendos. Derris poops on his head. Linu: 鈥淚 have some skill at shaping light and water.鈥 [He knows Rohi, but he lies and says he doesn鈥檛 know him that well鈥e actually knew him from before when they studied under Dan盲e.] He鈥檒l go with them if they want him to. He seems offended that Kharlan knocked Rohi out of the window. Poor Rohi broke his arm. Tobs says he鈥檚 sorry for bothering him, and they leave. They go to talk to Ken next, who鈥檚 shooting at the archery range. Tobs shoots too; Ken is distracted by Tobs, he and Mithos flirt with Tobs, and Tobs hides behind Inzilb锚th, who shoots as well. Jaylynn makes Ken think that he sees an enemy down at the end of the archery range, and he shoots really really freaking good. He鈥檇 like to consider himself charismatic and attractive鈥harlan: 鈥淣one of that on the trail.鈥 Next they talk to Nean in the Adept Dome. Nean is talking to someone who isn鈥檛 there: Rohi. He idly goes over to the window and shuts it. Arianna: 鈥淣othings can say in here.鈥 Nean: 鈥淚鈥檓 an earth shaper, and I fight with my hands sometime.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淣othing can come to Kern with us too.鈥 Nean would be willing to go: 鈥淣othing should follow my example.鈥 Inzilb锚th comments that Nothing should cover his arcana trace, and she gets a book chucked at her head. Jaylynn pulls the same trick; Nean jerks upwards, and they hear shuffling as something stands in front of Nean; they face it defensively. Jaylynn has it fly straight at him and vanish; Rohi and Nean move to strike it. Rohi is visible now, and he glares at everyone. Mithos goes over and ruffles his hair. Kharlan apologizes for breaking his arm. Rohi is seventeen and shorter than Tobs (only 5ft!), and Nean is fifteen and 5鈥6鈥. Rohi sits down on the bed and sulks. He doesn鈥檛 want to go, but he鈥檒l follow his brother. Tobs mollifies Rohi, but he hates Arianna, Mithos, and Kharlan. Next they go to Deanna, who is handling her griffon. Deanna to Mithos: 鈥淥h, I remember you. You were pretty good.鈥 She鈥檚 pretty loyal to her group, though. They vote and choose Nean and Rohi.

Session Four: February 15th, 2006

They go to Burly鈥檚 bar for a going away party. Jaylynn hires a crier to read her snide letter to Torvic: 鈥淲e鈥檙e going to Kern and you鈥檙e not.鈥 Spivak鈥檚 presence convinces Burly to throw them a party. Burly brings out weird cheese puffs. Kharlan feeds one to the goldfish. Then he starts a conga line, and Ken, Deanna, and Jonah join in (Jonah gets the rhythm out of whack). Mithos talks to Phaedrus and then attempts to comfort Jonah. Slightly drunk Jonah doesn鈥檛 notice that Mithos isn鈥檛 female. Mithos teaches him how to dance鈥ather seductively. Mithos feeds him lots of compliments. Jonah talks about how everyone always went after his brother. Jonah: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e a shiny person, I鈥檓 a shiny person, everyone鈥檚 shiny.鈥 Mithos says his name is Martel. Jonah: 鈥淚t sounds like Sigourney.鈥 Mithos tells Jonah that he should quit the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest and start a modeling career. Mithos: 鈥淚 need a lot of water.鈥 Jonah: 鈥淚鈥檓 good at water.鈥 Jaylynn cures Jonah鈥檚 drunkenness, but it doesn鈥檛 quite help his judgement. Kharlan holds up a sign behind Mithos that says MALE. Jonah blinks as Mithos throws a cup at Kharlan. Jonah: 鈥淢ail? There鈥檚 no post office in here.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淚 think he鈥檚 trying to tell you that you鈥檙e male.鈥 Kharlan returns the cup and conks Mithos in the back of the head. Mithos suggests that they go somewhere more private, but Jonah says that he has duties to attend to. Mithos buys him another drink, but Jaylynn keeps poking Jonah to keep him somewhat sober. Mithos: 鈥淭his might be the last night we have鈥 could even die in Kern.鈥 Jonah: 鈥淚鈥檝e never done it with anyone before.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淚鈥檒l take good care of you.鈥 Jonah: 鈥淚f you want鈥ot like I鈥檝e got anyone else.鈥 Spivak goes over to tell Jonah that Mithos is not a girl. Jonah to Mithos: 鈥淪orry, but I鈥檓 sepia鈥bsolutely nothing personal.鈥 Mithos suggests a threesome. Jonah turns beet red. Jonah glances at Jaylynn: 鈥淪he鈥檚 a good person.鈥 He backs away and makes his way out of the bar. Tobs waves and laughs at Mithos from the bar. Mithos to Tobs: 鈥淚 hate you.鈥 Kharlan sends Derris after Jonah to sneak into his bed. Ken comes up and pats Mithos on the back as he drinks at the bar. Tobs tells him about Mithos trying to seduce Jonah, and Ken goes out laughing and tells pretty much everyone. Mithos is miffed and angry. He attempts to get laid, but he doesn鈥檛 have much luck. Jonah wakes up, feels something fuzzy, and hugs Derris. Looks at him鈥its up鈥︹滻鈥檝e got to stop drinking before bed.鈥

Kharlan The next morning, they are ordered to meet in front of the palace at nine o鈥檆lock. The palace is nice Old Kingdom architecture: lots of trees and flowering things, despite it being winter (eternal blossoms). Queen Jaellin, Lord Sayvin, and Sigourney are standing there. Griffons fly down out of the sky, and snow is fresh on their wings. Deanna is among them, and they line up in front of the Queen. The griffons bow, and Jaellin steps up and addresses them all. Hannah tucks handkerchiefs into everyone鈥檚 collars. Lots of Sovereign鈥檚 Finest are there, and Kharlan鈥檚 family, and Phaedrus. Dan盲e and Hannah hug Nean, and he gets on Deanna鈥檚 griffon鈥nd there seems to be extra space there for Nothing. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 on one with a nightperson. They all say goodbye to Jonah. They wave and fly off. They travel for most of the day, and they toss bundles of food back and forth. Kharlan wears pink fuzzy mittens and a scarf made by his family. Kharlan鈥檚 talking about his family causes him to shift riders frequently.

It takes two or three days before they are set down in a fortress up in the mountains. They can see down into the grey dull land of Kern. Mithos: 鈥淚t鈥檚 ugly.鈥 Jaylynn鈥檚 heart sinks slowly as emo snow falls around her. Renolls greets them. He looks at them from over the top of his scarf and nods at them. 鈥淚 was not informed that we were getting reinforcements.鈥 Deanna: 鈥淣o, this is the suicide, I mean reconnaissance, group. I鈥檓 the reinforcement. They鈥檙e going into Kern.鈥 He looks, nods: 鈥淚鈥檒l send you a guide to get you through the rest of the mountains, but then you鈥檒l be on your own. I would have preferred an army. We鈥檝e had attacks from darkfiends at least twice in the last two months.鈥 Renolls compliments Jaylynn on her bravery for going back into Kern, especially since she was born there. Tobs attempts to disguise the seafolk (hated in Kern) with a hat and scarf. Mithos looks unhappy. They go over to Sandy, who is intensely working with fire to shape armor. They ask her for disguises. Deanna pops up: 鈥淪andy, oh, I didn鈥檛 know you鈥檝e been assigned here! I鈥檓 so happy to see you again!鈥 They鈥檙e sisters. Deanna picks up the fifteen year old and hugs her. Sandy: 鈥淥h god, make it stop.鈥 Deanna keeps babbling as Sandy analyzes who will need disguises. Points to Jaylynn鈥檚 amulet: 鈥淭ake care of that. Don鈥檛 let on that you鈥檙e from Aldis.鈥 She pulls out horrible looking burlap things to put over their clothes: the things that Kern laborers would wear. Nean looks saddened at the awful clothes, as do Mithos and Tobs. Mithos wants to be Jaylynn鈥檚 slave. Nightpeople are the ones that lead the labor gangs, however. Jaylynn tries to tell Inzilb锚th that she speaks too nicely; Inzilb锚th responds with a harsh Brooklyn accent. Mithos drags the still babbling Deanna away. Tobs talks to Lirael, a woman posted at the fortress, about what he can expect in Kern. She tells them to behave like they鈥檙e downtrodden. 鈥淎lso, don鈥檛 show any weakness. There are no old people, because they kill them.鈥 Tobs looks wide-eyed at all of this shocking news. Lirael lightshapes on Spivak鈥檚 wings to make her look like a normal cat. The owl and the bat should be fine. Kharlan says the bat鈥檚 name is Steve. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淎nimals don鈥檛 have names.鈥 Kharlan tells a young man stories鈥he young man listens enthusiastically, as he has a young wife at home and wants to have lots of kids. Inzilb锚th talks to Renolls about the nightfiend situation as his scarf flutters in the wind. 鈥淲e鈥檝e been attacked by shadows that come out of nowhere. My commander was one of those slain, which is why I鈥檓 now the leader here. They don鈥檛 seem to be from the Lich King, but acting on their own or by someone else鈥檚 orders.鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淓ither there is a shadowgate we don鈥檛 know of or someone else is sending nightfiends.鈥 She sends her bat out to eat and scout. Mithos hits on Lirael. Lirael: 鈥淢y girlfriend鈥檚 a griffon rider. We tried to get married, but I got sent out.鈥 Next he tries Deanna, who is talking to her sister. Tobs takes Sandy away to talk, as she looks miserable at Deanna鈥檚 constant chattering and Mithos ruffling her hair. Deanna says her sister always seem to know that she has been sleeping with people. Mithos says she is just jealous. Mithos interrupts her talking with a kiss. He gets laid again. Tobs talks to Sandy, who sees no point in that sort of thing: 鈥淚t鈥檚 messy. I鈥檓 going to go back to Aldis and getting a cat farm.鈥 She鈥檚 happy to pet Spivak. Tobs says when they鈥檙e both old people, he鈥檒l come visit her cat farm. Jaylynn dirties herself and scatters dirt on her party members. Kharlan throws a snowball at Tobs, who throws one back, and Spivak and Derris join in. Kharlan to Sandy: 鈥淵ou shouldn鈥檛 take life so seriously.鈥 Sandy: 鈥淚 want to live like this.鈥 The night passes.

Lirael awakens them early the next morning. Kharlan throws snowballs in the tent with Mithos and Deanna and runs. Nean goes into a corner to fuss at Nothing. They say goodbye to Deanna, who says goodbye about ten different ways. 鈥淚t鈥檒l be cold and lonely without you鈥ee, I鈥檓 pouting!鈥 Lirael leads them along the mountain path. Poor Sandy is left with her sister. It is absolutely silent, and there is nothing. Downwards they see a dim entrance of a mine with people shuffling in and out. They stop on the slope around dinner and hear a faint noise above them. Spivak goes to fly up, but Tobs pulls her down by the tail: no flying for her in Kern. Derris and the bat fly up to check it out, and they see vague shadows. Tobs to Jaylynn: 鈥淪o, what kinds of monsters are in Kern?鈥 Jaylynn tries mind touch up there. Something is wrong, but they don鈥檛 know what it is. Kharlan suggests that Nothing go see what it is. They hear the slightest cursing. Kharlan thinks he hears aquatic fireflies. Jaylynn lurks. More stones come down. Lirael: 鈥淲e should move.鈥 She jumps to the side as a slide of rocks comes down, and everyone scrambles to get out of the way.

They surf down towards the village area, except Kharlan and Lirael, who manage to stay up at the top. Snow comes down in other spots and almost converges on the little village. Nightpeople yell and curse. They are more concerned about the snow that covered up the entrance to the mine. Some of them come over and order those at the bottom to clear out the snow, and Inzilb锚th orders them around, blending in. Jaylynn fades back into the mountains as Tobs, Mithos, and Nean follow Inzilb锚th on pain of death. Nean looks around for Nothing. Kharlan looks over the edge. Lirael: 鈥淥h shit. You stay here, I鈥檓 going to go back for help.鈥 Mithos fears castration after rumors he has heard about Kern. Everyone gets pushed around, and Inzilb锚th does pushing herself. These peasant people are hard-looking, hunched over and working. Tobs gets flashbacks to shoveling snow in Mordecai鈥檚 library, and Nean does okay at shoveling as well. One of the nightpeople snaps a whip over Mithos鈥 head, and he screams. Some of the Kernish people look at him funny. Jaylynn lurks her way slowly and carefully back to the top.

鈥淕et back to your houses, you鈥檙e working early tomorrow.鈥 Spivak tries to mind touch Rohi, as Nean can鈥檛 find him or sense him. The few down there have a mental conference call. Inzilb锚th tells them to sneak in and blend in as they go into the 鈥渢own.鈥 The huts are made of adobe or mud. Near the center of the town is a statue made out of mud of a woman with outstretched hands containing a healer鈥檚 badge. The Kernish people bow in reverence as they walk by it. Spivak darts in and out of the rubble, looking for Rohi. She senses something under the rocks and starts digging鈥 very dirty bloody Rohi clambers coughing out. Spivak licks his hand. He and Spivak gather rubble around themselves for the night.

Cliff Up on top of the mountain, Jaylynn mentally tries to find everyone to make sure they are all right. Derris tells Spivak where Kharlan and Jaylynn are. Jaylynn makes her way down to Rohi, as does Kharlan. The others see a woman shuffling in to a small adobe hut. They say that they were brought in by that nightperson, pointing to Inzilb锚th. Tobs, Mithos, and Nean follow her in. Everyone is dirty, and children cough. Inzilb锚th is confronted by another nightperson; she says she brought in three workers on their way to another town. That nightperson thinks that the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest caused these slides. He leads her to the only real building in the place: 鈥淲e鈥檝e got some good booze tonight.鈥 Jaylynn and Kharlan see Rohi sitting there clutching his side. Jaylynn heals him; he had a broken rib, a dislocated shoulder, and lots of bleeding. The three boys in the hut eat a bowl of disgusting stew that the others pass them. Mithos: 鈥淥h, this is good stew.鈥 Tobs: 鈥淵eah, much better than we had in the last town.鈥 They keep bluffing, even when they are asked where they came from. The woman: 鈥淚t鈥檚 not good here; I hope you can move on soon. Did you happen to get a healer to come this time? We鈥檝e been waiting, they said they鈥檇 send one.鈥 Tobs asks about the statue: 鈥淭hat鈥檚 Lucretia. There was a horrible malady that came through eight months ago, and it hurt our shoulders and a lot of us died, but she came and she healed us. I鈥檝e never seen anyone so kind. We wanted her to stay, but she said she lived further in. We will never forget her kindness. However, it鈥檚 going around again.鈥 It seems to be a different strain of what Jonah had. Tobs mentions he knows something about it; she grabs his shirt: 鈥淵ou鈥檝e got to help us! They鈥檙e dying!鈥 Tobs conveys this to Spivak, who tells Jaylynn. The town鈥檚 name is Falderan. The nightpeople keep Inzilb锚th drinking. She hears a mishmash of things: 鈥淲e鈥檙e going to get punished for the avalanche.鈥 She learns that they are mining crystals. They joke about the statue: 鈥淚t鈥檚 the greatest thing ever, the crazy peasants are all attached to it, they think it鈥檚 their savior, and it makes them not think about rebellion. She鈥檚 just one of the mages from up north, a servant of the Lich King.鈥 Jaylynn works her way into town, and Kharlan sleeps at the bottom of the cliff with Rohi and Spivak. Jaylynn sees a nightperson walk up and grab someone else: 鈥淒on鈥檛 you know about curfew?鈥 That person gets beaten. Jaylynn 鈥渟uggests鈥 that the nightperson go back and stop beating, and it eventually works. Jaylynn looks for her companions. She finds them as everyone lies down for the night, and she inspects a girl who has streaks on her chest; it seems to be a strain of last time鈥檚: experimentations, not the finished product. Tobs sees Jaylynn and mentally talks with her. Jaylynn heals a few more people, as it鈥檚 not as strong as before.

Very early, the nightpeople come to wake everyone up harshly. Nean looks young, so he鈥檚 allowed to stay behind. The rest have to go out to work at the mines. Mithos groans. The others stay hidden in the rubble. The mines are dark, and they are taken down in long shafts and rickety elevators. Nightpeople push the unseeing workers along. Tobs and Mithos fall and skin their knees. Inzilb锚th grabs them both by the back of their necks and hisses at them. They see glowing minerals and people excavating them, something looking like spun silk in the rock. Jaylynn knows that it means that shaz crystals are around. Nightpeople are standing and looking nervous about something as they watch down the passageways. Tobs gets fatigued. Kharlan asks Rohi to become Nothing and go to town to look for his brother, and they argue about his previous slapping. Those working in the mines hear skittering. One of the nightpeople stops and tells everyone that work鈥檚 done for the day. The guards go first, putting the Kernish peasants in between them and whatever lurks back there in the darkness. Jaylynn sees a shadow with long legs moving up. They hear a high-pitched shriek as something pierces through one of the people and drags her back. There鈥檚 a sort of sparkle thread out, glowing like the crystal veins, and they pull the woman back. The creatures have some sort of magic: the handiwork of the same person as the disease.

They take the others back up. The people look shaken, but it seems to have happened before. 鈥淭omorrow鈥檚 your day off. Don鈥檛 try to enjoy it too much. No food.鈥 Lirael still hasn鈥檛 come back. Kharlan decides to wait until tomorrow morning. They talk to the same woman as last night. 鈥淭hey鈥檝e been appearing since six or seven months ago鈥e call them rock spiders, and they just reach out and grab people sometimes, and the nightpeople just let us die.鈥 Inzilb锚th learns that they lose one or two every week. Jaylynn sneaks in again as everyone sleeps and cures a few more people. There are rumors of Lucretia coming back because of her sneaky healings. Mithos tries to scry but gets blackness. Inzilb锚th meditates to learn the presence of unnatural animals in the area, and she notices that they came towards the end of the day, which is odd: 鈥淲hy didn鈥檛 they attack at the beginning? If I cut the legs off, they would fall over and squished. They seemed pieced together slipshod, like a prototype.鈥 The night passes uneventfully.

Session Five: February 22nd, 2006

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[Note concerning last session: Arianna was off with Rohi and Kharlan so the people in the village don鈥檛 die of Arianna craziness.]

There鈥檚 an unusual amount of bustle as they go to work in a field (where not much grows) for their 鈥渄ay off.鈥 The nightpeople lounge about. Reinforcements from the outpost still haven鈥檛 arrived. The woman (Rosalyn) moves about and shakes Mithos鈥 shoulder: 鈥淲ake up, we have to go to work.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淲e don鈥檛 have work today鈥︹ Rosalyn: 鈥淣o, the important work鈥e have to work in the fields to grow food.鈥 Mithos, Tobs, Jaylynn, and Nean sneak off to meet the others. Inzilb锚th talks to the other nightpeople about the darkfiends, and she sends her bat into the caves to check on the rock spiders. Derris flies up to try to find reinforcements, but he can see nothing. Nean runs up to Rohi: 鈥淩ohi, Rohi, you鈥檙e ok!鈥 Rohi: 鈥淥ww, no, no hugs!鈥 Behind cover, Mithos rapidly sheds the burlap and brushes out his hair. The comrades chat for a bit. Arianna contacts Inzilb锚th mentally to talk about what鈥檚 going on. Mithos: 鈥淚 don鈥檛 want to go back, Tobs, I don鈥檛 want to go back, Tobs鈥鈥檓 too pretty for hard labor!鈥 Inzilb锚th wants to destroy the spider things; she thinks that they are the creation of Lucretia. Arianna: 鈥淪o, it鈥檚 not ok to set something on fire?鈥

Jaylynn checks out Rohi鈥檚 injuries and heals him some more at Nean鈥檚 request. Then she suggests that she illusion Kharlan to look like a demon higher- up of Kern to order the nightpeople to kill the spiders. Arianna: 鈥淐an I be the demon please can I?鈥 Jaylynn will also inspire the nightpeople with hope; then the villagers can get the food and make their way towards Aldis. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat sees lots and lots of spiders. Mithos and Arianna psychically battle to see which one of them talks to Inzilb锚th. Mithos gets a link to Arianna instead. Tobs leaves to go work in the fields, as he鈥檚 not much help in planning. The 鈥渇ields鈥 are 鈥渃ultivating鈥 mushrooms and edible fungi鈥ot nice stuff. A couple of the village people in the corner fight off a mutated plant. Tobs grabs one and strangles it. A little boy is astonished: 鈥淎re you a god? My name鈥檚 Harold. How鈥檇 you do that?鈥 Tobs shows him how to strangle and kill plants. The kid laughs maniacally at the plant blood on his hands. Harold doesn鈥檛 know if he has parents鈥eople die a lot. Susan鈥檚 kind of his mom. He鈥檚 only five, and he discusses the strange markings that he had and how he admires Lucretia so much, as she was the one who cured him. 鈥淚 used to be sick, it was great! My not-mom was really worried.鈥 He has fluffy red hair, and he and Tobs become friends.

Mithos had a pet squid growing up. Jaylynn puts a sarcastic sign up: 鈥淭orvic, I wish you were here.鈥 Mithos tries to see visions concerning the future of their plan or of Nean鈥檚 earthquaking the spiders. Earthquake equals blood and death, things collapsing and going badly. The other one is also blood and death鈥hin lines, scary noises like Arianna pretending to be a demon. Inzilb锚th hears the nightpeople sound more jittery鈥hey are a rather superstitious bunch, and they鈥檙e waiting for the third bad thing to come. The little boy Harold wants to marry Lucretia. 鈥淪he鈥檇 be a great wife-mom!鈥 They talk about grapes鈥pparently she brought grapes. 鈥淚f I was her husband, I would have grapes every day!鈥 Since Harold and Tobs both have red hair, maybe they鈥檙e lost brothers!

Arianna keeps mis-representing Inzilb锚th鈥檚 words to the others. Mithos finally manages to get in contact with Inzilb锚th: 鈥淭ake that, Arianna!鈥 Inzilb锚th doesn鈥檛 see any option of freeing the slaves. She doesn鈥檛 think the nightpeople can wipe out the spiders. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淲e should illusion someone to look like Lucretia to take everyone down to the spiders鈥r tell them to move so that we can earthquake the place.鈥 Mithos to Nean: 鈥淏ased on your beauty, how pretty is your best earthquake?鈥 Nean: 鈥淲ell with you as the prettiest and Rohi at the other end鈥︹ Rohi glares, and Mithos ruffles his hair. Nean: 鈥淲ell, I鈥檝e never done an earthquake before.鈥 Arianna to Nean: 鈥淲e鈥檙e like cousins!鈥 And Rohi too鈥 鈥淲e鈥檙e threesome cousins!鈥 Rohi looks disturbed at his older brother. Mithos: 鈥淵ou know what that means?鈥 Rohi: 鈥淒uh, I鈥檝e lived on the streets.鈥 Arianna continues in her strange misshapen analogy: 鈥淲e鈥檙e a holy trinity of cousins!鈥 Inzilb锚th mentions the nightpeople鈥檚 suspicious about the third bad omen. Nean has heard about evil dragons that move underground. Kharlan: 鈥淯se an illusion to put a dragon up on the hill.鈥 They don鈥檛 know what such dragon would look like. Spivak: 鈥淢ake it scary looking.鈥

Arianna mind touches Rohi. Then she mind touches Tobs.

Dan, Maranda, and Martha (while the others are off talking):

鈥淢ithos stares longingly at Rohi鈥檚 amazingly virile body. 
Kharlan tells Derris to peck Mithos on the head. He does 
so. Mithos bleeds. But he still can鈥檛 get the idea of a 
naked Rohi out of his head. He pulls Rohi behind a large 
boulder and forcibly takes off his clothing. Kharlan cou-
de-gras Mithos. Mithos DIES. Mithos possesses Nean鈥檚 body 
and continues to go after Rohi! Kharlan kills Nean. Mithos 
possesses Arianna and she proceeds to have her way with the 
dead bodies. DEATH MITES! Kharlan gives up and runs away 
and becomes a monk.

Meanwhile, Inzilb锚th remains blissfully unaware. Later on, 
however, when she loses mind touch with everyone, she 
starts to become puzzled. Making excuses, she slips away, 
only to find Arianna humping Rohi, having finished with the 
corpses of Mithos and Nean. 鈥淲TF?!?!鈥 screams Inzilb锚th, 
and commits seppuku in horror. Tobs watches it all and is 
amused. Jaylynn cries and then lurks away to find her own 
brand of Kernish fun. Which involves hot lesbian sex. And 
by lesbian sex I mean tea. But it鈥檚 still hot. And reminds 
her of Jonah.鈥

Rohi, Arianna, Jaylynn, and Tobs are involved in a four-way talk, making plans. Tobs and Arianna get excited and chant, mentally jumping up and down: 鈥淩ohi likes Inzilb锚th!鈥 [Rohi is caria, or 鈥済ay,鈥 which makes this even funnier, although the characters don鈥檛 really know this.] Arianna: 鈥淎re you ready?鈥 Tobs sends Spivak out ahead to the outpost. Jaylynn brings Tobs her healer鈥檚 amulet, which looks like Lucretia鈥檚, and Harold is amazed to see 鈥淟ucretia鈥檚鈥 symbol. Tobs sends Harold to gather all of the other village people. He vaguely hints that 鈥渟he鈥 wants them to get out of here and tells them of their plan to have the nightpeople attack the spiders while they take food and supplies and escape to the outpost. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 know if you鈥檒l see 鈥榟er,鈥 but this is something that 鈥榮he鈥 wants you to do.鈥

Jaylynn creates an illusion on Arianna involving lots of flaming spikes. Arianna sneaks away. Mithos sees an icky Kernish bird: 鈥淚 hate Kern. Even the birds are ugly.鈥 Inzilb锚th, Mithos, Kharlan, and Nean are out of the loop, thanks to Arianna鈥檚 strange method of planning. Arianna is disguised as the scary spiky thing, and Jaylynn walks cowered in front of her. The unhappy nightpeople line up in front of the spiky figure of doom, and they bow down. Inzilb锚th sneaks out and meets up with Mithos. Spiky Arianna paces and looks menacing, and she is very very menacing. Mithos mind touches Jaylynn to figure out what the heck is going on, as he wasn鈥檛 in on the plan. Jaylynn says that they鈥檒l only keep the nightpeople down there long enough to get the villagers out (and to test the strength of the spiders). Rohi helps out with the illusion on Arianna. Mithos relates what he鈥檚 learned to Inzilb锚th. The spiky dude kicks at one of the nightpeople, making them cringe back: 鈥淓ep!鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚 heard that there have been problems here鈥hy aren鈥檛 they fixed?鈥 鈥淲e鈥檙e meeting our quotas!鈥 鈥淲hy is there no one in the mine, and why have there been accidents?鈥 鈥淚t鈥檚 those Aldis people!鈥 鈥淭hose excuses are fruitile!鈥 (Yes, Arianna says 鈥渇ruitile,鈥 and the nightpeople decide that they鈥檝e been saying it wrong for years.) 鈥淚 want you to fix this problem as soon as possible; go gather your weapons!鈥 They run quickly to get their weapons. Arianna sits on Jaylynn to look more impressive. A timid nightperson: 鈥淲e could go kill stuff.鈥 Arianna to that nightperson: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e now in charge.鈥 When he talks: 鈥淪hut up!鈥 Nightperson: 鈥淪hutting up now.鈥 He begins to discuss a possible method of attack. Arianna: 鈥淚 never said you could talk.鈥 The poor nightperson uses hand motions. Arianna: 鈥淚 never said you could move either. Stand at attention. I鈥檓 sending you to fight the spiders鈥here鈥檚 no way you can lose with me at your back.鈥 Jaylynn heart shapes them, and they bravely go into the mines.

Tobs starts to get supplies, and the villagers start moving once the nightpeople head off to fight the spiders. Arianna makes an illusion of fire everywhere to light her way in the dark tunnels and to further scare the nightpeople. Rohi, invisible, goes down with them. Mithos and Kharlan and Inzilb锚th and Nean come up to Tobs: 鈥淲hat鈥檚 going on? Why didn鈥檛 we know about the plan?鈥 Tobs holds up the amulet and jerks his head toward the statue. They help with the people, gathering supplies. The others go down into the mines. The spiders look like stone until one of the nightpeople move close; then it attacks and misses. They apparently react to heat. A big battle begins between the nightpeople and the spiders. Arianna shoots the rock spiders with fire. The spiders are quickly decimated, and the spiders hiss as they die at the hands of the inspired nightpeople. Jaylynn sees an herb she needs, so she puts it in her bag.

The others herd the people away and up towards the outpost. Spivak finally gets close to the outpost, and she sees smoke. Flying closer, she sees bodies and corpses and dead people, and some of the griffons are dead. The nightpeople come back: 鈥淲here are all the people?鈥 Spivak sees a red coat among the corpses (Lirael). Inzilb锚th: 鈥淎nd this is why we never let Arianna plan anything ever again.鈥 Inzilb锚th meditates and tries to read nature to determine a path. Harold obliviously skips along with Tobs as the comrades, furiously mind linked, try to figure out what to do. The voice of logic: Well, they do already have information鈥nd they need to get the townspeople to Aldis. Inzilb锚th yells at everyone mentally for not following their mission and for discriminating the nightpeople. Inzilb锚th sends a message with a bird to Sigourney. Kharlan gets the villagers to go faster by talking about his family. Jaylynn and Arianna tell the nightpeople to go to sleep and go after the escaped people in the morning. The others, especially Kharlan, try to mess up their tracks and show them leading elsewhere. The illusion group works at covering tracks as they move to catch up.

They all finally reach the outpost after a couple of days of traveling, and it is burnt out. Tobs tries to calm the people and convinces them to move on. Harold鈥檚 not-mom shields his eyes. Mithos stays behind and uses his seeing abilities on the site. He sees fighting, flashes of people he knew: Lirael is dead from darkfiends (the darkfiends are not remotely recognizable 鈥 things get gory), the captain Renolls is dead, the griffon riders try to get back to Aldis and Sandy and Deanna both get on a griffon and leave, Sandy especially injured鈥 very nasty bloody vision. Spivak also investigates the bodies. Mithos comes back looking tired, pale, and like he vomited several times.

The one hundred people of the town follow them out of Kern. Inzilb锚th thinks Arianna should be ashamed for ruining the mission; it was supposed to be espionage, not a rescue mission. Mithos sticks up for Arianna because of the darkfiends. Arianna: 鈥淚 love you, Mithos鈥 ::hug:: . Mithos shows the others the almost stapled-together darkfiends, some of which look completely artificial. Tobs comforts Spivak and shows her to Harold, who squees and squeezes her (bulging-eyed kitty). Nean and Rohi look shaken, Nean especially. Arianna hands him flowers. Tobs tries to comfort Nean too, but he made a strong emo check. Everyone else tries to comfort him as well, and he perks up a bit, although he feels a bit guilty that the destruction of the outpost might have been their fault. Kharlan stoops down to his level: 鈥淚鈥檓 going to talk about my family until you cheer up or kill yourself.鈥 Nean cheers up. Arianna drags him off to talk to little kids, and Rohi tails them, concerned about his little brother. Arianna makes Nean feel light and not-emo inside with butterflies.

They continue traveling as far as they can before resting and then go on through the mountains for about a week until they reach a town in Aldis. The Kernish people are nervous to be in Aldis among new people, and the Aldean people are shocked at the numbers but kind. Roamers in town help the Kernish villagers to set up camp. The hawk comes back with a reply from Sigourney: she wants to meet them at a town in the middle of Aldis, and she wants them to bring the people along so that they can continue on towards the capital with members of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest. Kharlan offers to house about fifteen or twenty of them. Inzilb锚th is no longer speaking with Jaylynn because of the disagreements they had in Kern, and Jaylynn is disinclined towards Inzilb锚th as well.

Mithos jumps in the river in town鈥ater! Harold is excited about being in Aldis. Mithos wants to sleep with someone. Ehrvin鈥檚 there (the vata鈥檚ha windshaper on the ship from their previous adventure), as he sometimes makes circuits on land with the roamers. Tobs tells him about Burly, and he listens patiently. He鈥檚 interested at seeing a sea folk this far inland and is shocked that they were in Kern. Mithos shows interest in their former adventure, and they talk about squid鈥nd big things鈥ithos: 鈥淓ver done it in the water?鈥 Ehrvin: 鈥淣ot in a river, though.鈥 They get it on in the river. No one wants to drink the water after that.

They make it to their assigned meeting place and see Deanna there. Tobs: 鈥淚s your sister ok?鈥 Deanna hangs her head. Arianna: 鈥淪he died, didn鈥檛 she.鈥 Mithos hugs her. Sigourney, Ken, and Mordecai are also there. Mordecai looks pissed at being out of his library. Sigourney looks calm. They go into the 鈥渃ity hall鈥 and give her a report. Arianna gives her a cookie and a flower: 鈥淚t鈥檚 story time.鈥 Sigourney鈥檚 not impressed. Tobs explains with help from the others: the rock slide, the spiders, the mark on the villagers, Lucrecia, the darkfiends, etc. Mordecai doesn鈥檛 like to hear about the spiders. Sigourney has seen and heard enough. She wants them to go back and try not to make such a ruckus this time, and she wants them to investigate this Lucretia and find out if she is really a good person or a manipulator. She also wants them to find out what kind of a war effort they are amounting, which is what they were supposed to find out last time. Sigourney sides with Jaylynn鈥檚 assessment of the situation over Inzilb锚th鈥檚, although she knows that Inzilb锚th as a nightperson is valuable in the mission and compliments her on that.

They will be also sending in an army, however. Torvic walks in, letter from Jaylynn in hand. She glares icy daggers and looks smug. Arianna: 鈥淚 got you a present! An army鈥ook, look, I can do ice now!鈥 鈥淐hild, I got that army on my own. I鈥檓 better off without you all.鈥 There is more glaring. Both Torvic and Inzilb锚th glare at Jaylynn. Mithos is attracted to the blue woman. Torvic, sensing this, turns to Mithos: 鈥淚 will freeze your brain until it streams out your ears.鈥 The room temperature drops. She heads out to go get her army.

Jaylynn wants to get back to the capital for a day or so with the herb she collected for Aaron. Because of time restraints, however, she makes the drug herself and then sends it. Kharlan sends a note to his wife explaining why people are coming to their house. Tobs tells Harold to look up Phaedrus, although the Kernish boy is nervous about meeting a vata鈥檚ha. Tobs tries to work out the problems between Inzilb锚th and Jaylynn, but as Inzilb锚th is upset about using the nightpeople as bait, as well as how the whole last situation was handled, he doesn鈥檛 get very far. It鈥檚 going to be a long next mission鈥

The army is going to reinforce the burnt-out post. The group is put up with an innkeeper named Jared for the night. Kharlan wants Rohi to turn the griffons invisible. They call each other useless. Flying over Kern is finally decided to be a bad idea. More bad ideas are thrown around. They finally decide to fly in to a different place than the army and go ahead as had been planned before (except they will send the rhydan and the bat ahead of them to scout this time). Mithos gets laid by a rather handsome woman. Kharlan and Tobs and Arianna wave and torment Torvic as she terrifies the troops. Tobs goes to ask someone on how to disguise themselves better. He gets the burlap shoved over his head, and a reconnaissance woman shows him how to disguise his gear underneath. A messenger summons them to the griffons 鈥 a much more sober Deanna is one of the riders. Kharlan starts a conga line 鈥 Tobs is the best conga dancer ever! Kharlan tries to cheer up the emo burnt out post survivors. They get on the griffons again, and Nothing tags along with Nean. Aldis looks very pretty below them. They also see abandoned cities below them, like the ones that Kharlan had visited on his mission. It seems to be in some sort of pattern, but they can鈥檛 figure it out.

It takes about two days to fly back to the mountains. They put them down in a clearing, and Deanna hugs everyone, including Derris and Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat, which screeches and flies back under Inzilb锚th鈥檚 cloak. After the griffons leave, she sends her bat out to eat. They stay there the night and keep watch. Jaylynn notices that the sun is late in coming up. Rohi grumbles as Jaylynn wakes them up. Rohi makes Spivak invisible, and she and Derris and the bat fly on ahead the twisty mountain path. The path goes into a wooded area. The Sovereign鈥檚 Finest seemed to have picked out a route for them with no random towns to liberate. The trees have no leaves, and it鈥檚 much darker than it should be. Inzilb锚th leads them into the woods. She sees faint traces of human footprints, as if humans had used that path to get out of Kern. Tobs twists around and gets his bow out of his burlap. Nean looks nervous about going into a dark forest in Kern. Kharlan says that Nothing will hold his hand. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 need anyone to hold my hand!鈥 Something invisible pulls up his hand. 鈥淒amn it.鈥 Arianna takes his other hand. They skip down the scary path. They place Mithos so he can鈥檛 stare at party members鈥 butts. Everyone clomps in front of Jaylynn and Tobs, who are sneaky and quiet. Those two see something moving far out in the forest. Tobs pokes Jaylynn: 鈥淪omething鈥檚 moving, pass it on.鈥 Jaylynn skips Mithos and mind touches Kharlan, who throws a rock up to Inzilb锚th in front over the skipping children. Jaylynn mind-taps the creature: it knows that they are moving through its forest (鈥淢y forest, trespassers鈥︹). Jaylynn, Tobs, and Rohi sneak like ninjas. The rest make noise. The creature draws closer, angling for some point up ahead.

The three animals reach a clearing containing a pool of dank stagnant water with roots going into it. Spivak lands in a tree, and Derris pokes the roots. The bat feasts on the bugs above the water. This is a power level three wellspring 鈥 not shadow-aligned, but in the middle of Kern, so not something they should tap into. Inzilb锚th attunes herself with it. The water starts to ripple, and the creature wheels around: something is coming up. Kharlan pokes it with a stick. Something grabs the stick: a chuul. It is hungry. Inzilb锚th enhances her dexterity. The chuul goes after Kharlan with tentacles, and Kharlan screams like a little girl. Tobs shoots it, but his arrow bounces off. A hag comes out of the forest, sees Tobs, screeches something incomprehensible, and flies at him. Jaylynn tries to pull the aggression out of the hag. Kharlan stabs the chuul in the face, but his blow bounces off its hide. Nean attempts to earth shape around the hag and hits her with some rocks. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 crossbow bolt also ricochets off the chuul鈥檚 hide. The chuul grapples Kharlan but can鈥檛 touch him, and Tobs shoots the hag. The hag attacks Nean. Jaylynn tells the hag to leave them alone; they鈥檒l get out of her forest. She鈥檚 grumpy, but she鈥檒l think about calling off her friend. Kharlan slashes the chuul across the face. Nean tries the same trick with the rocks again, and Rohi tries to get a light to blind the hag. Inzilb锚th shoots the chuul but doesn鈥檛 damage it. The chuul continues to go after Kharlan. Tobs tries to shoot the hag again. The hag is still mad, so she moves up to hit Kharlan. Jaylynn tells everyone else to back off so that she can settle it peacefully. Everyone holds, and the hag relents: 鈥淚f you touch one thing in my forest, then we will come back and get you.鈥

Inzilb锚th tells everyone to stay on the path, looking at Arianna in particular with her serious yellow eyes. She also tells Rohi to pay attention, and he answers sarcastically. As they continue along the path, the hag dogs their steps; however, she is pleased that they don鈥檛 touch the trees. By the end of the day, they reach the other side. Kharlan waves goodbye to the hag as they enter the barren wasteland of Kern. Inzilb锚th reads nature to find a good place to camp. She suggests an abandoned hut. Jaylynn is suspicious. It has moss and weeds like what was growing back in the village. Tobs chokes weeds. Kharlan draws a smiley face on the door, and a foot, and a hand. Jaylynn digs a spot out to sleep in. During Kharlan鈥檚 watch, she notices that a nightperson is leading a band of humans through the night, but they鈥檙e not coming anywhere near their hut.

Morning dawns, but not cheerfully. Spivak helps Inzilb锚th track up north, and after a long time they come upon another hut. Some of the tracks go into it, and there鈥檚 a vague design on the half-open door. It looks abandoned. There is a lot of magic, however, centered around the door. Inzilb锚th sees that the tracks stop there. Arianna goes through and stands in the abandoned hut. Inzilb锚th also walks through, and it looks like an ordinary inside. There are grooves in the door like keys. Inzilb锚th asks Nean to make stone shapes to fit inside. It takes him awhile to get it just right. Inzilb锚th puts them in鈥othing happens. Stone is not the same material. It needs to be wood. Tobs and Mithos try to see visions of what happened here before. They see nightpeople reach for the doorframes and put something in. Kharlan carves some crude star-shaped things out of wood and shoves them in and gets shocked. He repeats the process several times. Spivak finds pieces tucked up in the corners of the frames, and Inzilb锚th puts them in the door. It somehow doesn鈥檛 seem like the circuit is complete. They close the door, and the circuit completes. Kharlan enjoys zapping himself: 鈥淎rianna, you must never do this.鈥 They open the door to a plush carpet in a nice hallway. Inzilb锚th tells everyone to look miserable and walks through the door. Tobs ties roamer鈥檚 knots to make it look like they are all tied up and under Inzilb锚th鈥檚 command. Jaylynn lurks back with invisible Rohi and Spivak.

Inzilb锚th leads the tied strand through the door and into the hallway. It鈥檚 very quiet, and there are paintings on the walls (people, mages鈥hey seem to be by the same person and part of a collection). Mithos attempts a vision and gets flashes of rooms in this place and patterns. He thinks he sees someone who resembles the statue of Lucretia and some male. There is a lot of magic in this place. They notice that the other side of the door is similar, minus the keys in the frame. They close the door; it鈥檚 a broom closet now. Inzilb锚th looks at Rohi: 鈥淚鈥檓 sure people will be impressed by your stories of heroism when you get back to Aldis鈥eople like Linu.鈥 Rohi goes on ahead with Spivak.

All is quiet. Inzilb锚th asks for their opinion and then orders them to go back down the hallway. Tobs salutes鈥ooks at the rope he鈥檚 supposed to be tied up in鈥nd shoves his arm back into the rope. Rohi and Spivak sneak up ahead, and Spivak relates things back to Tobs. They find a library, a very nice one. The area up ahead is even more richly done. [Maranda: Has this led us to Jonah鈥檚 house? Rachael: No, not that kind of plot twist. Maranda, Jedi-like: This is not the plot twist you were looking for.] The paintings all seem to come in sets, and in some places there are spaces where a painting should be. None of the space seems to make any sense. An invisible servant moves through the entire group, as only Jaylynn sees. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淗ello? Slaves here. Anyone around?鈥 Silence. The invisible servants don鈥檛 react. Inzilb锚th unties everyone and instructs them to act humble as she pulls her crossbow out. They move on to the doors on the other side of the stairs, and the one on the end is magically locked. Another room contains a conservatory with a piano and other musical instruments: a very nice music room. All of the instruments seem to be of the same make (another collection).

The other door goes into an observatory with telescopes, and it is three stories, as opposed to the library and the conservatory, which were two. There are a lot of maps. Tobs slides down the banister into the room. There are nice maps of Rezea, Aldis, Kern, Jarzon, and the ancient country that the roamers are originally from: Faenaria. They are old kingdom maps and old maps from before the shadow wars. There are also more recent ones. Jaylynn takes a map and puts it on the ground out of place. An invisible servant moves it back. Tobs thinks an aquatic firefly did it. Kharlan turns a map, and it rights itself. Then he piles maps to make a castle, and invisible servants put them away. Jaylynn鈥檚 the only one who sees this. Kharlan thinks that whatever is doing it is awesome. He puts the star key on the floor; it gets moved along and is thrown in the trash. Inzilb锚th thinks this room is haunted, and she decides to leave. They go out on the first level. They see the kitchen area, and it seems to be moving by itself. Tobs moves to take food, and something invisible slaps his hand. He freaks out. Tobs sneaks back and gets a roll, and he takes a bite before something takes it out of his hand and throws it away. Inzilb锚th takes a while to figure out what is going on when invisible Rohi is seen by the invisible servants. She finally figures out the invisible servant trick but is pretty fatigued. She sees one move through a freaked-out Tobs. Jaylynn goes up to one and requests an omelet. It shakes its head. Inzilb锚th yells at Jaylynn for not telling them.

Lucretia Some of the servants take a meal into the study, and they hear a female voice. Rohi and Spivak poke their head in: 鈥淵ou know that invisibility is really rather tiresome.鈥 Rohi jumps back. Inzilb锚th opens the door, and she sees a woman that resembles the statue. 鈥淚 was wondering when you鈥檇 come down here. I knew you were here the moment you walked in the door. It鈥檚 really funny when you lie.鈥 Lucretia motions for them to sit down. Jaylynn puts an illusion of a smiley face on a servant, and she laughs. Tobs has already eaten a roll, so he digs in. The food is wonderful. Others eat it after Inzilb锚th says it is not poisoned. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淪o, are you the servant of the Lich King or a savior of the people?鈥 鈥淒epends on the moment.鈥 She says that nightpeople and humans are very straightforward. She wonders what Aldeans are doing here. Tobs: 鈥淚鈥檓 on vacation! I mean, look at all this good food.鈥 Kharlan talks about his family and then shows her the star thing. She says that the disease marking the townspeople was something she cooked up. Inzilb锚th is straightforward and tells it like it is. Lucretia: 鈥淟et鈥檚 just say that I like to have fun in my life.鈥 She remembers Winifred, and it was she who taught her those particular skills. She just felt like it. She thought it was amusing to experiment on people and create new dangerous creatures. Lucretia has no concern for the people whose lives she is destroying. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淚鈥檓 not going to leave until you tell me what you are.鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 not quite as powerful as an exarch鈥鈥檓 more of a neutral party here.鈥 Her predecessor鈥檚 name was Loki. 鈥淚 can tell you what the Lich King is up to, and it鈥檚 something you can prevent. But for me to tell you, you have to win against me.鈥 Is it chess? Kharlan: 鈥淢ithos gets to be queen!鈥 It doesn鈥檛 matter to Lucretia who鈥檚 in power. There is one condition to the game: 鈥淚f you lose, you don鈥檛 leave.鈥 She tells them to take their time on their decision and rest in the guest rooms.

Blue Rose One-Shot! WittConIII, March 18, 2006
  • This session was run by the wonderful Rachael and played by:
  • Ymir the healer (Maranda)
  • Commodore Fluffy-Paws the rhy-wolf scout (Jess)
  • Surnalli the rhy-cat shaper (Dedrick)
  • Carteloise the sea folk swashbuckler (Anna)
  • Caym the thief (Greyson)
  • Ialdabode the vata鈥檃n psychic (Eric L.)
  • Collibe the vata鈥檚ha ranger (Emily)

This story takes place back in Aldis among Sovereign鈥檚 Finest members who were not among those sent to Kern (oh darn, just not shiny enough to go fight a war). Dan盲e, however, asks that the seven of them accompany Jonah von Glenfelde and his ill noble brother Aaron to the Glenfelde鈥檚 summer home, as the countryside is becoming unsafe and there are those mysteriously abandoned towns along the way. They have an evening before they leave; some visit the kitchens and talk to Hannah, and Ialdabode and later Caym go to the library to subtly irate the already irritable short little librarian Mordecai. Carteloise makes a necklace while sitting in the fountain, and the rhy-cat Surnalli lounges nearby. Commodore Fluffy-Paws accompanies Collibe to the archery range, where they see Ken writing a horribly dirty sonnet. Collibe shoots for a while and then hesitantly tries to aid Ken with his sonnet writing before giving it up for a lost cause. Ymir emos because Ialdabode beat her at mind-touching and made her feel inadequate and unskilled. She meets Bethany in the barracks and emos more after she learns that Bethany taught a little girl how to torture people. They also see a tired annoyed Phaedrus being followed around by a very talkative energetic little red-headed boy named Harold. Poor, poor Phaedrus. Evil, evil Tobs.

Phaedrus Burly Later all of them go out to Burly鈥檚 Bar. He鈥檚 feeding his fish Susan beer. Ymir mind-touches the fish [::glubb glubb鈥eer beer beer!!!::]. Burly pets the rhy-cat and misses Spivak. Commodore Fluffy-Paws feels left out, so Collibe pets her on the head. There aren鈥檛 very many Sovereign鈥檚 Finest in the bar, as most of them have gone north to Kern. Burly sadly polishes the same glass over and over again. Carteloise flirts with Burly. Ialdabode and Ymir instigate a karaoke night.

Harold After they get back to the barracks, Collibe talks to Bethany, who is still piecing her weapon together. Collibe gingerly holds it to avoid the poison. Then he interrogates a worn-out Phaedrus carrying a sleeping Harold about what to expect on their trip. He hears mention of Mordecai鈥檚 father, Alexander Rhodes, who disappeared while studying the abandoned towns. Everyone they talk to warns them about Jonah鈥檚 wild and unpredictable water-shaping 鈥渟kills鈥 and the fact that he and his brother Aaron don鈥檛 get along very well at all. However, they are the last two left in the direct line of the long lineage of their noble family.

Aaron Von Glenfelde Jonah Von Glenfelde The next morning, Caym, who was sleeping in the library, shoots a crossbow bolt into a book, and Mordecai sparks lightning and chases him out. Jonah meets them all and haltingly introduces himself before leading them to his brother鈥檚 manor. Aaron is in a carriage, and all of the others (except the rhyden) ride horses. They follow the road out of the city and continue up alongside of the river, camping at night on the rolling plains of Aldis. Most watch carefully for any signs of Jonah trying to use arcana. He and his brother argue often, leaving Jonah sullen and depressed. Aaron is rather ungrateful and looks down on everyone.

On the second day, they reach one of the abandoned towns. Ymir remembers her relative Kharlan mentioning something about them. They seem to have been abandoned a long time, and a white dust covers everything. The fountain in the middle, however, seems to be from a different time. 鈥淚t doesn鈥檛 fit,鈥 says the rhy-wolf. Although they find some sort of trigger along the sides, the mechanism is no longer there. Slowly, however, all of them succumb to sleep. They try to flee the town, and only Ymir and Ialdabode remain awake long enough to escape. The sleepers strangely disappear and wake up to find themselves in a bright sunny place bustling with people and full of Old Kingdom buildings. Ymir and Ialdabode get panicked and later bored, so they return to the town, fall asleep, and join their comrades. Caym steals pie and ice cream. They find another fountain, but this one is modern and has mechanisms. Aaron shows off his superior water-shaping talent.

Alexander Rhodes They hear word of Alexander Rhodes and go to visit him. His house, like his son鈥檚 library, is also filled with books, but he is far messier than the impeccably and anal-retentively neat Mordecai. They question him about what is going on, but he evades their questions and asks to speak to the eldest von Glenfelde brother, Aaron. Although they are very reluctant to let their charge out of their sight, Alexander is quite insistent and takes him off alone, although Ymir mind- touches Aaron first. A good thing she did, too, for although Collibe and Commodore Fluffy-Paws snuck after them, they teleported to another building.

All of them quickly chase after, pulling the directionally-challenged Collibe and Jonah along. When they enter the building, they are set on by four gargoyles. Caym runs up and picks the lock on the door while Commodore Fluffy-Paws bites a gargoyle. Carteloise swings with her scimitar, and Collibe shoots with his bow. Surnalli earth-shapes to turn one gargoyle鈥檚 wings into bunny ears, and she also crumples the wings of another. Ialdabode makes one apathetic about fighting, and it leaves. Jonah has quite a stroke of luck, and his water shaping explodes one. Ymir and Ialdabode make the remaining two malformed gargoyles hug each other to death.

Caym having picked the lock, they race into a round room with six stone flower petals. Alexander Rhodes is in the center with a knife held to Aaron, who looks somewhat distressed at his situation. They try to talk him down, but Rhodes insists that he needs the noble鈥檚 blood to ensure that the Old Kingdom and all of its knowledge can come back because of some deal that he made with someone. As he is persistent, they fight him. Caym sneaks up behind him with Ialdabode鈥檚 illusion help and stabs him in the back of the head with a short sword, and Commodore Fluffy-Paws bites his leg. Surnalli works on weakening the stone petals that correspond to the six abandoned towns. Collibe finally knocks him unconscious with an arrow.

Surnalli manages to destroy the stone petals one by one, and the continuous noon light fades to night again. When all of them are demolished, the building itself disappears, and they find themselves in an empty field. Despite Aaron鈥檚 objections, they decide to not continue on to his summer home and to instead return to Aldis with Rhodes and report what they have discovered. Papers on his unconscious form revealed that he had been working with/for Loki or Lucretia.

Back to the heroes in the mansion of Lucretia...

They are high in the Kernish mountains. Inzilb锚th and Tobs investigate the library, and Tobs swings on the moving shelves. Inzilb锚th looks for books on Kern, assisted by Tobs. One of the unseen servants trails after them and notes titles they have taken, helping them with their search. Tobs browses the poetry and finds a book of Faenarian poetry. However, there is nothing on Loki/Lucretia. There鈥檚 a table with a magical glowing thing and a chess set upon it, however. Arianna and Mithos go to the baths鈥ot springs! [It鈥檚 the prefects鈥 bathroom from Harry Potter in the Beauty and the Beast castle.] Mithos tries to teach Arianna proper bath etiquette: different sexes use different baths. Ice Mithos Arianna: 鈥淏ut why?鈥 She shampoos her hair into spikes; Mithos makes her go back in and wash it off. Kharlan meanwhile talks to Lucretia, and Jaylynn looks in the observatory. Arianna now has cold shaping. She freezes Mithos鈥檚 bath. Then she makes it warm. The unseen servants are not happy. Then she and Mithos make bubble ducks: 鈥淢y duck will be king!鈥 Then they play pool games. The unseen servants clean up their mess. Tobs goes to the hot springs as well; Arianna leaves, and Tobs leaves so as not to be alone with Mithos, who gets out naked and starts following him. Tobs goes to the observatory to read his book.

Nean and Rohi are banging out music (in an out of tune fashion) in the music room. Arianna looks at the locked door: it seems to be keyed to one person. She knocks on it and tries to open it but is arcanically recoiled. The unseen servants loom at her and shake their heads. She hunts down Lucretia: there鈥檚 a man sitting in her study with the same haircut. 鈥淗ello man Lucretia.鈥 鈥淥h, you caught on quicker than the other guy. You can call me Loki in this form.鈥 Arianna: 鈥淚 want to change鈥 could be Aaron!鈥 However, he tells her that she doesn鈥檛 want to go in the door. 鈥淚t鈥檚 a secret.鈥 He mentions places where he keeps creatures like the rock spiders. Arianna: 鈥淚鈥檓 ten. I don鈥檛 have to think.鈥 鈥淚f you get in the door, you won鈥檛 be here anymore.鈥 Arianna wants to play twenty questions. 鈥淚t鈥檚 a game!鈥 He looks tempted. 鈥淲hat are you risking?鈥 鈥淢ithos!鈥 鈥淕ame accepted, then.鈥

Mithos, oblivious of Arianna鈥檚 plot, goes to the kitchen to try to flirt with things. He tries to flirt with the unseen servants; they stare at him. Mithos lounges around. Tobs sees that Mithos is gone and goes to the bath. Inzilb锚th goes to the veranda to look at the gardens and watches the animals. The animals look happy and seem to be endangered species gathered from all over, so Inzilb锚th forgives Lucretia a little. Jaylynn eats snacks given to her by the unseen servants. Kharlan thinks he wants a pen and some paper; an unseen servant brings some, and he and Derris write haikus.

Back to the game! Loki asks questions first. 鈥淚s it an animal?鈥 鈥淵es.鈥 鈥淚s it sentient?鈥 鈥淲hat does that mean?鈥 鈥淭hey can think for themselves.鈥 鈥淵es.鈥 鈥淚s it one of your party?鈥 鈥淵es.鈥 鈥淚s it that lovely winged cat who came in with you?鈥 鈥淒amn you!鈥 Then they switch. Arianna: 鈥淚s it alive?鈥 鈥淚n a manner of speaking.鈥 鈥淭hat鈥檚 not a yes or a no.鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 sorry鈥es and no.鈥 鈥淚s it magic?鈥 鈥淵es.鈥 鈥淭he first one doesn鈥檛 count because it was neither a yes or no.鈥 鈥淥k.鈥 鈥淚s it in the mansion?鈥 鈥淵es.鈥 鈥淗ave I been to it yet?鈥 鈥淣ot in the room with it.鈥 鈥淚s it inside the door?鈥 鈥淣o. You can take that one back if you want.鈥 Arianna makes mental contact with her party members to get the answer. Something blocks it off after the first person. She gets Inzilb锚th, who is somewhat surprised that she is betting Mithos鈥檚 life. Arianna calls the Lich King the Lynch King; she thinks that behind the door might be something to defeat him. Inzilb锚th goes over to Mithos and tells him the situation. 鈥淏ut there鈥檚 so many more people to have sex with than her!鈥 Mithos looks for visions related to his situation: there鈥檚 no real peril either way. 鈥淚s it the rock spiders?鈥 鈥淵es it is. That鈥檚 a tie; I guess neither of us win.鈥 鈥淐an we do a tie-breaker?鈥 Inzilb锚th loudly in her head: 鈥淣O!!!鈥 Arianna tells her to invite people she knows. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 know everybody.鈥 鈥淚鈥檇 like Cleo to watch me die. And Ursula.鈥 鈥淎lright.鈥

Rohi and Nean are abhorred by Kharlan and Derris鈥檚 bad poetry. Tobs continues to enjoy his bath and his poetry. The unseen servants escort everyone to the veranda, where there is a dinner table laid out. Spivak goes in the birdbath and splashes about. Unseen servants bring her a plate of food next to the birdbath. Loki comes out. Mithos: 鈥淲ow, you鈥檙e really hot.鈥 Kharlan doesn鈥檛 recognize him/her. Loki says that Mithos is charming鈥 鈥渂ut, you don鈥檛 want to do that.鈥 Inzilb锚th mentions the animals: 鈥淵es, I like to rescue things.鈥 Mithos volunteers to play a game; apparently, he doesn鈥檛 do 鈥渢hat sort of thing鈥 any more. Kharlan wants to play a card game. 鈥淚 can make you something!鈥 He pulls out a reed basket. Loki: 鈥淗ave you considered my proposition yet?鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淲ell, this one can鈥檛 be completely evil鈥︹ Loki thinks he is being flattered. Kharlan: 鈥淚sn鈥檛 it Lucretia who offered the game?鈥 He finally figures it out. Magical girl transformation sequence! 鈥淚 learned it from someone who claimed to be from the moon.鈥 Mithos wants to learn how to do that. He/She can also change his/her age. She now looks like Arianna鈥檚 age. If they lose鈥hey are too interesting to turn into unseen servants.

鈥淲ho鈥檚 the leader?鈥 Mithos volunteers. He is handed a book with a quill and a pen to be used to communicate with her. They have two attempts at it. She shows them an illusion of the chess set in the library and then sends them off to a room to prepare. Derris and Spivak are offered the chance to leave, but they decide to stay with their companions. They are teleported into a room with something that looks like a town with mismatched architectural buildings: some seem to be from Aldis, some from Jarzon, a tower from Kern鈥own the main street, there is a fountain and a very nice piece of Old Kingdom architecture. A guard is sitting, asleep. Mithos and Jaylynn sense that this is out of phase with the rest of the world. They also have the feeling that there are no fatigue checks. They look up and see books making up the sky. They are in the library, on the desk by the chess table. Mithos straddles the guard and tries to wake him up. He kisses him鈥e starts up. 鈥淣ew people鈥ew people? Oh鈥here鈥檚 eight this time. You can鈥檛 come in without my permission. You should talk to the ruler here.鈥 Inzilb锚th thinks鈥鈥檓 smaller鈥ummon ants! Arianna: 鈥淗ow did you get here?鈥 He has the symbols of the Sovereign鈥檚 Finest鈥檚 knights on his uniform. He鈥檚 quite excited to hear that they鈥檙e from Aldis. They are told to talk to Cordelia, as she鈥檚 the oldest one and in charge. Mithos wants to stay there. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淟earn to lead with your brain, or what you are thinking with now shall be gone.鈥 She smiles at him with her big fangs.

Peter Queen Hulja had sent Peter there on reconnaissance鈥hat was about fifty years ago. 鈥淭here is one way to get out鈥ne got out鈥ordecai! That鈥檚 it. He was here, it was really kind of sad. He lucked out, only ten years. One of the heroes got him out鈥en. You are supposed to have the whole back row filled, and then if there aren鈥檛 eight, you can get replacements. But, that鈥檚 all right.鈥 Poor Pete has a girl back in Aldis. He names Kharlan鈥檚 grandmother. Is he Kharlan鈥檚 grandfather? Seems dumb enough鈥 鈥淲ell, I鈥檓 guarding, in case new people come in.鈥 He bobs his head and looks tired. He was tired when he came in鈥t seems that one doesn鈥檛 change once one comes in. Arianna wants to find little kids. They go down the main road and see lots of hero types, Sovereign鈥檚 Finest and more archaic, even evil looking people. There are big potted plants in one corner. Inzilb锚th is upset about being parted from nature. The fountain looks like it doesn鈥檛 fit. The buildings seem to be ruined places that were 鈥渞escued.鈥 Tobs and Inzilb锚th chant 鈥淲e will get out of here we will get out of here鈥︹

Cordelia Roxanna Cordelia is sitting out in front of the main building. Her clothes are Old Kingdom. She looks at them regally. Next to her is Roxanna, wearing light armor that is shiny. On her other side is Brent, who appears to be on fire. Mithos has dragged Peter along. Mithos greets her, and she speaks in a soft voice. 鈥淓ight of you鈥︹ The three hang their heads. They show them where the rather large chess set is鈥 鈥淵ou still have both of your attempts left鈥ou鈥檙e lucky.鈥 Mithos wants to split their party up to help them out. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e a very selfless group.鈥 Cordelia is here to supervise, as she was the first one here. Brent They will give them all of the advice that they can. Mithos: 鈥淲hy are you on fire?鈥 Brent: 鈥淲hy do you want to know?鈥 Arianna also does a fire aura on herself. 鈥淚t鈥檚 not like that鈥t鈥檚 more permanent.鈥 It鈥檚 a curse. He came here to be uncursed. At least chronic pain doesn鈥檛 matter here. 鈥淲hy do I get this question? I always get this question!鈥 They know five or six von Glenfeldes鈥onah鈥檚 family! Cordelia is a water shaper. Roxanna is from Faenaria鈥he is depressed when Roamers come through, since they informed her about the destruction of her homeland. Then they ask about Mordecai鈥is father traded his young kids, 13 and 16, for some information. His older brother is Matteo. Ken came in a group of seven and rescued Mordecai.

The rules of the game: white goes first, and then it goes in order of initiative. They get three squares per turn, or they can forfeit a turn and move a pawn. The leader (the king) can give his turn to another hero. If they king is defeated, they lose. They attack from an adjacent square. If a person 鈥渄ies,鈥 they get sent back to the town and don鈥檛 leave. The main problem, according to Cordelia, is people over-extending themselves. People like Cordelia could be replaced as pawns. However, pawns are destroyed and will die permanently. They debate plans. Tobs talks more about Faenaria with Roxanna while Mithos seduces Peter. Kharlan tries to stop Mithos from seducing his grandpa. Peter: 鈥淲ell, I鈥檝e never done it with a guy before.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淚t鈥檚 almost the same, believe me.鈥 Pete falls asleep in the middle of sex. Silly narcoleptic. Mithos is miffed. Rohi: 鈥淒on鈥檛 leave us behind.鈥 Nean: 鈥淭hey won鈥檛 leave us behind.鈥

Ophelia There鈥檚 no way they can save everyone, though. They ask Lucretia through the book what would happen if they won the first time (if by winning they would let some others have a second chance). She says that if they win the first time, some can leave and others can play a second time with replacements. There are only two attempts for the group, even if they split up. Arianna: 鈥淧awns are bait.鈥 To make Inzilb锚th feel better, they go over to the plants to talk. There is a nice pond area with a water lily. Ophelia tends to the water lily. Mithos gets in the pond and flirts with Ophelia. She鈥檚 wearing older clothes, but not as old as Cordelia鈥檚. 鈥淚鈥檝e been tending to them myself. They鈥檙e very pretty, aren鈥檛 they?鈥 She鈥檚 a very shy plant shaper. Tobs makes her feel less intimidated by them. Inzilb锚th has a plan: 鈥淲e will play as a group with no added pawns for the first game. If we win, we will play a second game with the condition that if we win that one, then X people leave with us.鈥 Lucretia replies: 鈥淚f you win both, two can leave.鈥 They ask if anyone wants to be pawns. Tobs looks for Mordecai鈥檚 brother. Inzilb锚th looks at the water insects. They go on a search for suicidal types. Matteo Matteo is sixteen, living in one of the houses. He seems to be by himself, and he doesn鈥檛 seem to be particularly scholarly at all, unlike his father and brother. Almos Almos is another person they find. He is sound asleep in a bed, showing no signs of waking up. Brent鈥檚 in there too. 鈥淗e鈥檚 sick. That鈥檚 the other reason I鈥檓 here. He has sleeping sickness from using arcana too much.鈥 Lucretia was supposed to heal both of them. He鈥檚 a friend of Brent鈥檚 family, and Brent carried him in the game. They鈥檝e been there about two hundred years. Tobs pricks his finger鈥e doesn鈥檛 bleed. Very strange. The board works normally, however, so while playing the game they can bleed, and feel fatigue. They persuade Mithos to carry the unconscious person since he is the king and just stands there. Arianna says she could take him too鈥 鈥淚 could stand on him!鈥 They could probably take the sleeping Pete as well.

Matteo is shocked that his brother is twenty-three. 鈥淭en years鈥︹ Kharlan calls him the little brother. 鈥淚 am not!!!鈥 Mordecai was almost happy to be here until he found out that he couldn鈥檛 read the books. Ken was apparently Matteo鈥檚 age. Matteo always wanted to follow his father around鈥e鈥檚 an archeologist. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 why we followed him along鈥ut then he left us behind.鈥 His father had asked for the ruins of the Old Kingdom, as Lucretia had a way to bring them back. He is depressed that they haven鈥檛 seen anything about it in Aldis. Mithos mind-touches and shows Matteo what his brother looks like now. 鈥淗e鈥檚 still short. Ken grew up nice though.鈥 Matteo seems to have had a crush on Ken鈥ut he took Mordecai instead. Matteo: 鈥淚鈥檒l go as a pawn. I want to see my brother again.鈥 Arianna wants to sit on someone to make her taller. Lucretia says that it would be a bit more difficult. Tobs ask Brent if he wants to be a pawn. 鈥淚f you鈥檙e taking Almos.鈥 Arianna doesn鈥檛 want to make people pawns if they might die. Ophelia is content to stay. Where she came from was much much worse. Cordelia has been here so long鈥he has to think about it. Either she or Roxanna will stay behind to lead the town, but they鈥檇 both be out of sync with the rest of the world. Peter鈥檚 fine with falling asleep and being carried. Arianna asks people who would want to carry her. Brent will do it, although he is annoyed. They ask Lucretia what would happen if they play without pawns (but with the unconscious people) and beat her in twenty four rounds. If they win, they want to save as many people as possible. Instead of their idea, however, she says to give her a list of who they want: three people in addition to the unconscious ones. On the eighth round, they get the first, on the sixteenth, they get the second, and on exactly the twenty-fourth, they get all three. Matteo first, and then Brent鈥hen either Cordelia or Roxanna.

Board

Tobs talks to blond haired people, looking for relatives of Jonah. He finally sees a blond woman of about 30, hanging out by the fountain. She lists off some Glenfeldes and mentions that Almos is a von Glenfelde. They explain to Matteo, Brent, and Roxanna what is going on and tell them of their plans to try to save them. Mithos will hold Almos, and Inzilb锚th will carry Peter during the game. They walk through a pathway to the chess set, and the people of the town, although they can鈥檛 leave, watch from the town鈥檚 border. The wood 鈥渂ridge鈥 has a steep drop on either side, and they cross it to a small square table entirely covered by the chess board.

Pawn Bishop Knight Queen King

When they leave the town, they feel time begin to move again. The opposite pieces stand silently, and they don鈥檛 move until the others step on the table. Then they start moving on their own. A pawn moves out. Jaylynn heart shapes and gives everyone hope. Arianna centers a fireball on the white pieces. The pieces, however, seem resistant to magic. The fireball nonetheless takes out two pawns. Nean erects a stone wall around Jaylynn to stop the opposing bishop. After the Queen moves, Rohi turns invisible. Inzilb锚th shoots at the Queen, but she hits the pawn, and it disintegrates. Tobs shoots at the Bishop and hits it right between the eyes: it goes down. The Queen moves and concentrates, sending a wave of cold, and Nean鈥檚 wall disintegrates. Kharlan moves up. Spivak and Derris fly around above, and Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat sits on Almos鈥檚 head. Mithos gives Kharlan his turn, so he moves and attacks the Queen. The Queen hits Kharlan but doesn鈥檛 hurt him, as he鈥檚 a tough guy. Jaylynn heals herself. The Queen attacks Kharlan again, and he is wounded. Arianna sends out another fireball and takes out another pawn. The knight leaps out and slams into Kharlan, hurting him again. He can鈥檛 stay in the square, however, because Kharlan didn鈥檛 die. Nean puts a wall between Kharlan and the Queen. The knight attacks again but misses. Rohi moves. The knight attacks and misses again. Inzilb锚th shoots at the other knight, but her bolt tinks off the stone piece. The rook moves behind Tobs. Tobs stabs with his spear and takes out the rook. The Queen moves up but forgets to attack Tobs. Kharlan goes in to smash the knight and kills it. He cleaves into a pawn and kills it. The Queen attacks Tobs and slices him up. Jaylynn moves out of the Queen鈥檚 way and heals Tobs a bit. The Queen swings at Tobs again and puts him right back where he was before Jaylynn healed him. Arianna fireballs the Queen. Jaylynn heals Kharlan. The Queen moves back a square, and Nean protects Tobs with a wall. The Queen moves over to Jaylynn and wounds her. Rohi sneaks over and stabs the Queen in the back, but it pings off her marble self. The Queen swipes at Jaylynn again. Inzilb锚th moves up and shoots at the King but misses. The Queen attacks Jaylynn yet again. Tobs moves next to Mithos and shoots the Queen. She attacks Jaylynn yet again. Jaylynn is standing but looks badly off. Kharlan charges the King and swipes. The Queen hits Jaylynn once again, but she鈥檚 still breathing. Mithos gives Kharlan his turn, and he hits the King. However, he doesn鈥檛 destroy the King, and that was turn 24. They suddenly appear back in the town.

They immediately start plotting their next (and last) chance to win the game. Lucretia will give them an extra four turns if they forfeit the third person on their list. Then she says she will allow the third person, but she will add a condition of her own (that she won鈥檛 say). Most don鈥檛 want to take her condition. Kharlan then asks for 24 turns but the entire back row would have lower magical resistance. She doesn鈥檛 like that idea. They continue discussing strategy. Tobs talks to Roxanna and learns about Faenaria. He鈥檚 sorry they can鈥檛 save her anymore. Mithos looks for hot people: everyone there is a shiny hero. However, it鈥檚 physically impossible to get it off here due to the unchangeable nature of the place. Mithos is very sad and wants to leave even more.

They move out to the game again, buffing themselves up as before, and they step onto the board. After the pawn moves, Nean uses his shaping to soften the Queen. The Queen resists, even though he concentrates. The Queen moves up, and Arianna centers a fireball on her. She takes out two pawns. A bishop moves forward. Kharlan moves forward to protect Jaylynn. Mithos gives Kharlan his turn, and he attacks the Queen. More of the white pieces move. Inzilb锚th shoots the bishop with her crossbow, and she destroys him. The knight comes after Kharlan. Tobs shoots beautifully and slays the knight. He does a victory dance in his square. Jaylynn moves behind Tobs. The Queen attacks Kharlan and wounds him. Rohi goes invisible. The Queen attacks Kharlan again and hurts him badly. He鈥檚 knocked out cold and on the ground dying. Nean weakens the Queen with his earth shaping: bits and pieces fall off of her. Arianna hits the Queen with a fireball; she鈥檚 not quite dead yet, but she鈥檚 not healing. Tobs is attacked by the rook. Kharlan is not quite dead yet either. The rook attacks Tobs again, but Tobs once again dances out of the way. Mithos tells Jaylynn to heal Kharlan. The rook goes after Kharlan as he stands up, but he鈥檚 fine. Inzilb锚th shoots the rook. Tobs shoots the King, but his arrow has no effect on him. Jaylynn heals Kharlan again. The rook attacks Mithos. Rohi sneaks up but misses the Queen. Nean tries to weaken the King, and he ends up in the same condition as the Queen. The rook misses Mithos. Arianna fireballs the King, and the King disintegrates. They hear noise from the town.

Everything freezes for a moment, and then they and the four other people (Mattheo, Brent, Almos, and Peter) are in the library. Mithos kisses Inzilb锚th out of excitement. The unseen servants surround them. Everyone hugs Arianna, and Nean and Rohi hug each other. Peter wakes up. Almos is still asleep, Matteo is in a daze, and Brent is on fire. He quickly exits the library. The unseen servants point them to the study. Lucretia is in the study, and she stands and applauds: 鈥淲ell done.鈥 Kharlan strikes a pose of glory: 鈥淚鈥檓 not dead!鈥 Arianna tells her to have more fun by letting the townspeople try again without their pawns. The others come up with even more complicated schemes. Arianna pouts about not getting into the door.

Lucretia: 鈥淲hat you should consider now鈥he Lich King has been cultivating a very powerful wellspring. I can transport you fairly close and tell you the conditions under which the wellspring was created (and thus you can know how to reverse it, which you will want to do). It鈥檚 going to be difficult; there have been lots of murders and sacrifices and unicorns being killed.鈥 Tobs asks her if it is the black cauldron, and she is amused. She lets Tobs keep the Faenarian book of poetry. They look outside鈥t is spring. But what year is it? Jaylynn says it can鈥檛 be too long because Torvic鈥檚 wrath isn鈥檛 visible. Inzilb锚th asks the animals鈥t was three months. They remind her to fix the others. She puts her hand on Almos鈥檚 forehead and does complicated healing. He looks weak, but he鈥檚 awake. Arianna: 鈥淲e鈥檙e going to eat you now!鈥 Brent is also no longer on fire. Lucretia: 鈥淥h Pete, I can鈥檛 help you anymore.鈥 Pete explains: 鈥淲e were going to get married, but she鈥檚 too old now鈥︹ Kharlan: 鈥淵ou can still hang out with my family!鈥 She tells Matteo that he can go home. The four are going back to Aldis, and Kharlan gives them important addresses (i.e. everyone in his family). Lucretia takes Arianna to see the door. It鈥檚 very dark inside. She turns on the light, and Arianna sees what looks suspiciously like a baseball in the middle. 鈥淭his is a very old artifact.鈥 Arianna gives Lucretia more evil ideas: Lucretia will send the others back to Aldis once the party gets back so that Arianna can see their reactions. Arianna: 鈥淲hen I grow up, can I come back?鈥 鈥淚f you can find me.鈥 Lucretia goes back into her study and closes the door.

Unseen Servants

The unseen servants confer amongst each other, and they hear a humming in the air. A big bag floats over to them. It is very large inside. They all get a bag of holding. Tobs gets a pink one. He drops a dirty sock in it. Mithos hits on Peter, and Arianna and Kharlan attack him with the bags of holding. Tobs gets Peter to tell his whole story. 鈥淚鈥檓 your grandpa, actually (to Kharlan), but she鈥檚 going to fix it. I was going to prove myself, and I am going to come back鈥nd then I鈥檒l be your grandpa. But I鈥檓 not right now. But I will be.鈥 Kharlan shows him woodcarvings of all of his family. Pete鈥檚 would-be wife鈥檚 name is Amelia. Tobs goes over to Almos and Brent and comes in on the tail end of a conversation. Almos is lying on a couch, and Brent is sitting next to him. He asks about Jonah and all of them and tries to tell him about his remaining family. Almos chuckles: 鈥淛onah鈥檚 like me then鈥he useless one.鈥 Almos had been poisoned. Tobs wants to know more, but Brent steps in between them and intimidates Tobs. Mithos pulls unpleasant memories into Almos鈥檚 head. He seizes up and sits up, clutching at his chest. He relives his poisoning, and Mithos gets hints that the Glenfeldes had connections to Kern. Tobs panics and runs and gets Jaylynn and shoves her into the room. Arianna tries to push the memory further while Jaylynn calms him down. Brent sends all of them out angrily. Inzilb锚th is irate and questions Mithos and Arianna. Mithos: 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 do anything鈥eally.鈥 Brent is also calmed by Jaylynn. Kharlan scolds Arianna for five hours straight. Tobs tells Nean to go in and help, since he also had psychological problems. Brent, however, is letting no one in. Tobs is sad that someone doesn鈥檛 like him. Matteo鈥檚 in the library, and Tobs talks to him about his brother and father and everything. Kharlan drags Arianna and Mithos away. Inzilb锚th looks for books on wellsprings and takes notes.

They rest for a bit and go through the door and out of Lucretia鈥檚 house. It鈥檚 dark outside, and there鈥檚 a dilapidated hut. As soon as they go through, the symbol falls off into dust: no going back now. There鈥檚 a hill. Rohi makes Spivak invisible, and she flies up and looks around. Arianna senses lots of people. They go up the hill and see the capital of Kern.

Ack! The capital of Kern! All they can see are walls and towers with lots of pikes and sharp things stuck on them. It is night and dark and figures are moving about talking in ugly guttural tongues. The day is just getting started here. Lucretia said that the wellspring is nearby. But where? Inzilb锚th meditates on nature, and Mithos tries wayfinding. They learn that the wellspring is on the opposite side of the city. Mithos puts his arm around Rohi鈥檚 shoulder; Rohi pulls out a knife and threatens him. Kharlan clanks around: 鈥淟ook, I鈥檓 a sneaky ninja!鈥

Sneaky Ninja

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Rohi has them wrap Kharlan up in burlap: 鈥淎nd tie his mouth!鈥 Mithos pulls something out of his bag of sex goodies and ties his mouth. Rohi will make Kharlan and his brother Nean invisible. It takes him quite a while. Fortunately Jaylynn is good at lurking, and Tobs, Spivak, and Mithos are good at sneaking. They start off around the hills on the outskirts of the town. They see a sentry hunched with his eyes glowing, but it doesn鈥檛 take notice of them. They continue, and for a terrifying moment some freaky head turns all the way around, but they get back into the slopes on the other side. They climb up, and Tobs sees a nightperson escorting a group of vaguely humanoid creatures. He barely manages to warn the rest of his party before they walk straight into them. The group goes back down, and they move forward and see a wall similar to the main city but smaller in scale, only about 10 feet high. They also can view mountains and woods. The wellspring is within the walls. Derris and the bat fly up to see what is in there: the wall is only a foot wide with spiky things on the top and occasional heads impaled on the spikes, and there is a pool with an island in the middle. There are a couple of stragglers moving through to the exit. The others see two nightpeople lead the ghastly humanoids down the path. There are three entrances/exits. Tobs comes up with a plan: Rohi, Kharlan, and Jaylynn watch the entrances, Nean and Arianna maintain psychic links, and Tobs sneaks in with Inzilb锚th and Mithos so that those two can investigate the wellspring. Jaylynn figures out that the minds which come in and out of there are quite ugly; Spivak determines that they missed the ritual of the night.

Tobs, Mithos, and Inzilb锚th move in. It is a very forceful power 10 wellspring. It is water of some kind, but Mithos would never want to swim in it: it is icky and dirty with mats of nasty stuff. Mithos throws a stick in, and after a few moments, he sees the stick crawl back out with little malformed legs. On the island in the middle is a horrible altar with blood running down in. Inzilb锚th squishes the stick. When the moonlight hits the water, they see a face鈥nd a cut throat鈥nd a mutilated body: men, women, children, some vata, rhyden, puppies, kittens, rainbows (no, not rainbows), and a unicorn with its horn cut off. On one side are raised stones used to get to the center. Mithos acrobatically moves out to the altar island. The blood is mostly dried, although it looks like it gets renewed. The center area (from the last stone) is frozen over. Mithos shares the knowledge. Dizzy Mithos Torvic technology?!?! Mithos puts his hand down next to the ice, and he feels a backlash as he tries to read it. He taps in and sees people coming and going, regular humans being pushed into the water and coming out malformed, and an exarch standing before the altar with innocent people with the full moon over head, sacrificing on the altar. He sees the seasons change and the cycle repeats again and again until late fall: it was a pool of water, and someone comes in with a casket. Two people (a man about 30ish and a woman Jaylynn鈥檚 age) are there; sacrifices had been made, and the water was full of blood, and within the casket was the last sacrifice. Those two people were also sacrificed on the altar, and they sank to the bottom on either side; the frozen area came into play, and the wellspring was in place. When he comes out of his vision, he looks over the side and sees the man from the initial sacrifice.

Milk Shake? Everyone is very disturbed. Kharlan: 鈥淧oke it with a stick!鈥 Jaylynn: 鈥淭he last stick we had walked off.鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淲e need to make some form of atonement for the deaths of all of these people.鈥 Jaylynn is very creeped out by the wellspring, so she creeps forward and away from it. Inzilb锚th reflects: that frozen area didn鈥檛 appear until the ritual was done, so reversing that would be good, and everything was done on a full moon, so whatever they do to reverse it ought to be done on a full moon. It is waxing to a full moon now. Jaylynn sees a shape starting to come down the path: things are coming, five rather large creatures. He tells Tobs, who tells everyone to move into the woods. Mithos dexterously goes across and sneaks back out. All of them hide in the nearest spot in the woods. Otyughes (large bloated bodies, huge mouths, tentacles, covered in feces) come up the path just as Mithos slips into the woods. They move past and don鈥檛 notice those hiding in the woods. Tobs does a Royal Road card reading, trying to figure out how atonement would work with this wellspring, and Mithos tries to see the same thing with his visions. They all point strongly toward something to do with Jaylynn that she is not remembering. Also, the wheel of reincarnation has been stopped or broken. Mithos wants to break into Jaylynn鈥檚 brain to make her remember. Kharlan smacks her in the back of the head with his sword. 鈥淥w.鈥 Jaylynn sneaks away from everyone. Kharlan thinks it is the box that Rohi stole from Jaylynn way back in Aldis. Jaylynn suggests that Kharlan not hit her, and she senses that she becomes slightly more corrupt because of the wellspring seeping into her arcana. Jaylynn lurks away. Tobs and Spivak look for a place to sleep, and everyone spends the day hiding. Jaylynn spends the day away from everyone else. She is paranoid. Tobs reads his book of Faenarian poetry. Mithos plots how to get information out of Jaylynn鈥檚 mind. Things are quiet during the day in Kern.

Brown Bag Evening rolls around again, and they see movement along the path. Tobs and Spivak go off to find Jaylynn, Inzilb锚th goes off to look too, and Mithos scries to find her. Jaylynn notices that a crystal is scrying her and is still more paranoid. She sits holding all of her things, cowering in the middle of Kern. Tobs and Inzilb锚th do their best to comfort Jaylynn, and Spivak is a cute little comforting kitty. Kharlan meanwhile watches the three kids. Inzilb锚th and Tobs block Mithos out of their brains and continue to talk to Jaylynn. Kharlan puts on a puppet show. Rohi is not amused, but Nean is captivated. Arianna wants to do it too, and she sets Kharlan鈥檚 hand on fire. Inzilb锚th comes back: 鈥淲hy is your hand on fire?鈥 Tobs and Spivak look at Jaylynn with big shiny puppy eyes. Jaylynn goes to a peaceful clearing to meditate, and Tobs follows her. She pets Spivak as she meditates. Mithos is still watching, but Kharlan waves a flaming puppet in his face. Kharlan wonders what would happen if he puts a flaming puppet in the wellspring. He sneaks in, throws it in the well, and runs like heck back to the others. Those in the cave see the flaming puppet, about eight feet tall. The fire is now greenish, and it wails horribly. Kharlan: 鈥淚 thought it would make the people in there happy!鈥 It wanders off into the woods, and nightpeople look at it funny. The flaming puppet kicks their asses, but then they kill it. It smoulders in the distance as the nightpeople stare confusedly. Mithos tells the kids not to do that ever. OMG Brown Bag Inzilb锚th prevents Kharlan from throwing more puppets in. More nightpeople gather to stare at the wreck of the flaming puppet. Meanwhile Jaylynn, Tobs, and Spivak are oblivious. One of the nightpeople return, looking rather inspired. Those in the cave prevent Arianna from going to put things in the wellspring. Jaylynn resists her fear and calms herself, and she and Tobs sneak back to the wellspring. They see the remains of a giant puppet. Tobs thinks鈥hat looks like Kharlan鈥檚 handpuppet鈥 giant Kharlan exists somewhere and plays with giant handpuppets? A giant Kharlan鈥檚 FAMILY exists somewhere?!? He is disturbed while Jaylynn studies the wellspring. She tries to mindtouch the dead people, but it doesn鈥檛 work. Mithos and Inzilb锚th go to join Jaylynn and Tobs, and Jaylynn notices someone approaching and starts lurking. Kharlan once again watches the kids: 鈥淣ow, what would happen if we threw this stuffed badger in?鈥

Rave Jaylynn suddenly turns pale white and starts moving away. Tobs follows Jaylynn, and Mithos follows Tobs. The people in the cave are having a rave. The others get back to the cave. Inzilb锚th talks to Mithos about trying to work everything out in a timely manner. Jaylynn cowers in a corner stroking Spivak. Inzilb锚th tries to convince her to remember, as they need to get it by the full moon, which is in a couple of nights. Mithos tries to see the future of Jaylynn figuring things out: it鈥檚 not in the future anymore! She has already figured it out. Kharlan keeps the rave up in the back of the cave. Inzilb锚th keeps being a psychiatrist to Jaylynn. Rohi is also being emo in a corner, and he and Jaylynn compete for most emo. Mithos goes up to Rohi; Rohi tells Mithos he sucks. Insert sexual innuendo here. Tobs tries to inspire courage in Jaylynn as Spivak continues to provide kitty comfort. Those keeping watch see more figures moving along the path in the daylight. Mithos throws a stone at Jaylynn, and Spivak deflects it.

Maranda鈥檚 bad fanfic: the mighty puppet decided to rave with Kharlan, Arianna, and Neon. Rohi continued to emo. The puppet smited him. Rohi then raved. They all had a jolly grand time. Then the puppet went off and killed the lich king. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!

Jaylynn breaks out of her stupor for a minute and tells Tobs to get someone to find out where the Lich King is. Inzilb锚th sends her bat out to scope things out in the city. The bat sees an empty throne room; he鈥檚 not in the citadel. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淗e could be going to the ritual.鈥 Tobs: 鈥淥r fighting the Aldean army.鈥 Mithos sees into the future of the Lich King: war and Aldis in ruins. Jaylynn says that the Lich King needs to be as far away as possible. Rohi denies vehemently that he likes Lin as Mithos continues to torment him. Then he gets called short鈥nd pulls out a knife鈥igh. Kharlan tells Rohi that he is taller than his own dad. Rohi: 鈥淚 want to go home. This whole thing is stupid!鈥 This continues for awhile. Inzilb锚th vows not to make fun of his height again. Rohi denies that he is short. Jaylynn sneaks out with Spivak, and Tobs follows.

Dan鈥檚 bad fanfic: Mithos continues to try to seduce Rohi, but happens to fail several times. During the courting period, Inzilbeth attempts to give Mithos tips to deal with Rohi, but Mithos ignores her. However, he begins to wonder how many children he has fathered, but decideds that doesn鈥檛 much matter. He continues his pursuit of Rohi鈥檚 hot ass, which is pretty damn fine鈥 even if he is a bit short, though well-endowed. ^^ Karlan becomes a monk because he witnessed these horrifying events and his son went on to become the biggest pimp of Aldis, though no where near the stature of Mithos, who is the 鈥済od of sex鈥. Mithos taught Karlan鈥檚 son all of his ways and thus increased the size of Karlan鈥檚 already massive family.

Tobs and Spivak learn that Jaylynn is the key to the wellspring and is necessary to the Lich King to tap into its ultimate power. She also thinks that there is something that will turn the wellspring off in the capital. They need to sneak into the capital somehow.

Torvic is not here鈥okes ensue!

Wish you were here Jaylen Sense Tingling Torvic on Drugs

They try to figure out what to do. Kharlan: 鈥淚ce fishing!鈥 Everyone else: 鈥溾︹ Then something horrible about sex with the wellspring and mutated body parts and tentacles鈥ww鈥 Mithos recalls the legend of how sea folk are supposed to have some part in the downfall of the Lich King. He has a vision that Jaylynn is involved with a box. He also gets a vision of Torvic from her past standing with a man, the same man who was in the wellspring and who was used as a final sacrifice. The full moon is in two nights. They need to sneak into the capital of Kern. They hear a wagon going down the road. It is the first of many, going towards the citadel. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat goes to investigate. There are abominations along with the wagons. Jaylynn and Rohi disguise the others as the abominations to blend in with the procession.

Procession

They feel the horrible emo weight weigh down on them as they enter the city. The watchers look down on them from periphets, but they make it safely into the citadel. There鈥檚 a very high spiky tower in the center area. The wagons go off to a side area, and they see lots of random things: nightpeople, dirty and cowed humans, mangled humans from the wellspring kept in pens, grunts that take the wagon and push it aside. Kharlan sees a person walk by that he thinks looks like one of his lost uncle鈥檚 sons鈥econd cousin Sybak?

After they drop off the wagons, they are left to themselves. They move towards the tower. It has an icky looking moat around it. Mithos sees a grate in it that looks like it would be wide enough to get in, if they could pull the grate out. Rohi tugs on Mithos鈥檚 sleeve: 鈥淚 can do that.鈥 He goes invisibly over to the grate and picks at it, and the grate pops off and moves slowly to the side. 鈥淎lright, it鈥檚 open.鈥 Inzilb锚th notes that it is safe water, although dirty, most likely coming from a kitchen. 鈥淲hat doesn鈥檛 kill you will only make you stronger.鈥 Spivak: 鈥淓w.鈥 They duck into the dark sewer past nasty squeaking rats and move into a small kitchen area with oily lamps in the corner. Spivak notes that one of the doors is better traveled, and she thinks it leads into a dining hall of sorts. Rohi is sent to scout ahead. He bumps into something in the hallway and shies back. 鈥淭here are 鈥榩eople鈥 in there. I wouldn鈥檛 go that way.鈥 They go in the other door and see a set of steps going down and a door leading to another long hallway. This area is deserted. Jaylynn sneaks on down the hallway. There are more squeaky rats. Down the stairs is most likely a cellar. Jaylynn creaks open a door and notices people in some sort of room. She finds another that seems to go outside. Tobs sneaks after, as Jaylynn has been gone awhile. He finds her about to make her way back. She looks down the long hallway and sees another door leading to a center area with a possible stairwell. Tobs sneaks back and gets the others, and they move stealthily down the hallway to Jaylynn and to the staircase.

They creep up the staircase to level two of Lich King Tower. There are no doors going out, just a stairwell going up. Something is a little off here. It seems a little too convenient. It is similar to being in a shadow gate. Kharlan tosses a peanut? rock down, and it ends up hitting him on the head. Then he throws his wooden star, and it keeps going down, then up and down, then up and down鈥 Tobs feels around the walls, and he finds a seam that goes along the crack of the steps and into the wall. He pokes his spear in it. Nothing happens. Kharlan sticks his sword in, but nothing happens. Spivak does a second sight reading and sees weak points up at the corners. Kharlan jumps down the steps and knocks into Tobs, but fortunately they stop before rolling over and over and over. Spivak points the weak points out, and Kharlan stabs one with his sword. Some arcane force responds. Tobs tries too, but nothing happens. Kharlan stabs another one with his magic sword. Jaylynn senses out the illusion and sees that getting all four points simultaneously would be best. Kharlan, Rohi, Nean, and Arianna use magical weapons/magic on all four at once.

They suddenly find themselves in a large circular room with no trace of the steps. There are pillars at the 鈥渃orners鈥 of the room, and a window that reveals that they are very high up. In the middle is a slight depression, and there is what seems to be a door on the other side. They are in the middle. Tobs goes to look out the window, and Mithos and Kharlan look at pillars. Jaylynn looks for magic, and Inzilb锚th goes over to stand with Tobs. Jaylynn doesn鈥檛 sense any magic, and she feels disturbed. Kharlan draws mustaches on the Lich King鈥檚 paintings. Tobs and Inzilb锚th suddenly have to get out of the way as a blast of psychic energy hits them. It injures Inzilb锚th as a cloaked figure materializes. He鈥檚 holding a stave with a shas crystal in it. He fires at Inzilb锚th again and scratches her. She whips out her crossbow. Mithos uses a startling revelation to hold him off balance, but he is not fazed. Jaylynn suggests that he drop the stave, but he rebuffs it. Kharlan reasons: 鈥淚f he鈥檚 resistant to magic, then he sucks physically!鈥 He charges in with his sword. The three kids try to work with their magics. The evil guy takes a few steps back from Kharlan, concentrates, and the whole room erupts into flames. Inzilb锚th shoots with her crossbow, and Tobs shoots with his bow. Mithos moves up and attacks him. Jaylynn tries to calm him. This guy is unfazed by everything. Kharlan stabities! Nean gets the stone to slide down and lock around the man鈥檚 feet, and invisible Rohi attacks. The man shoots out a wave of fire at Kharlan, Mithos, Arianna, Rohi, and Nean, and they dodge out of the way. Rohi鈥檚 pretty badly hurt. Inzilb锚th enhances herself. Tobs and Mithos battle dance. Mithos attacks him and scrapes by his face, catching a glimpse of blond hair underneath. Jaylynn inspires hope. Kharlan continues to swing at him, and Nean works the stone up to the man鈥檚 knees. The man disappears. Inzilb锚th second sights him on the ceiling. Tobs prepares an arrow for when he shows himself again. Mithos also points at the ceiling. Jaylynn heals the area. Arianna tries to burn him; the flames repell and shoot back down towards everyone, and the fire shoots out the window past Tobs. Nean tries to work with the stone on the ceiling, but he鈥檚 kind of tired. The man drops down from the ceiling next to Mithos and attempts to grapple him. Mithos cops a feel as he is pinned. The man leans into his neck and bites. Tobs shoots him and manages to damage him a bit. Mithos tries to roll him over and get on top of him, but he鈥檚 too strong. Jaylynn tries to 鈥渉eal鈥 the enemy. Kharlan whirls around and stabs. Rohi recovers a bit and tries to use light shaping on him. Nean is tired. The man (Xander) grapples Mithos again and continues to pin him. Inzilb锚th shoots again and hits this time in a pretty critical area in the back. He reels back looking really hurt. Tobs also shoots him. Mithos once again tries to get away, and since he is distracted, Mithos gets out of his grasp. Jaylynn keeps healing. Xander has dropped to his knees. Kharlan makes the finishing blow, and he falls to the ground unconscious. Kharlan takes out his ninja star made of wood and moves to stab him in the heart. His hood falls off, and he has lines moving up his neck 鈥 it looks like that disease in its final fullest form. They tie him up with Mithos鈥檚 bag of sex toys. After tying him up, they encase him in stone around a pillar. Jaylynn heals Mithos and Rohi. Mithos pokes the man鈥檚 face, and Kharlan draws a mustache on it. On his forehead, he writes 鈥渁rrowed.鈥

Jaylynn studies the door. Kharlan opens it and sticks his head around. He sees steps that curl around and up. They are not crazy dimension steps. They scamper up and come to a door. Within is a room similar to the room below with the depression in the middle, although it is a bit nicer. Jaylynn recognizes the room. It is very dimly lit; vague shadows and forms are moving about.

The moonlight is streaming in. The ceiling curves up to a single point with a six-pointed design, hard to see in the dark. There are objects seemingly floating one story up. They see two black cloaked figures similar to Xander by the windows. Their 鈥済ood friend鈥 Winifred is also there. Mithos senses two more, and Kharlan and Tobs are also aware of them. Those two are standing by barbershop poles filled with wellspring water. Power is coming from them. The room is completely silent. Kharlan waves. Winifred smiles and waves back. Mithos also smiles and waves. Arianna steps forward. The two by the windows move up; they are even more marked than Xander and look like the humans that were thrown in the wellspring. Arianna asks Winifred if she can come out without being maimed. 鈥淚f you like.鈥 As Arianna continues across the room, she has six standing around her with Winifred in front of her. Everyone is taller than her. Arianna: 鈥淚 would like to say that you have heightism.鈥 Winifred: 鈥淚 hope you killed the one downstairs.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淥h, the cute one?鈥 Winifred: 鈥淵ou have weird tastes.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e cute, too.鈥 She glares at him. Arianna: 鈥淚 think it鈥檚 kind of cute that you鈥檙e going to take over the world. And that you鈥檙e a vampire.鈥 She mentions Lucretia and the markings, and Winifred says that she doesn鈥檛 want to discuss it. Someone is jealous鈥 Winifred: 鈥淭his is ridiculous. I don鈥檛 see why I was left here to take care of you.鈥 Tobs and Jaylynn lurk around to try to find something that will turn off the wellspring poles. Back behind Winifred in the wall seems to be something important. Mithos walks towards Arianna. Arianna: 鈥淗ow do we stop you?鈥 She grows even more annoyed. Arianna makes multiple Ariannas in her head. Jaylynn casts heal centered on Arianna, but something interferes and snaps her magic. Winifred herself snaps and shakes her head. 鈥淲ell, if you insist, let鈥檚 get this over with.鈥

Winifred steps back from Arianna and propels herself up onto a small landing and concentrates. Spivak flies over to inspect the inlet in the back wall, and Tobs shoots at Winifred, but it seems that some sort of magic is deflecting attacks on her. Mithos gets a flash of the wellspring water being the cause of their power. Inzilb锚th senses arcana and learns the same thing. Jaylynn looks at one of the closed crystal vials filled with the nasty water, and she casts cure on it but gets the same sort of backlash. Flames spring out from one of the cloaked figure鈥檚 fingers, and they graze past Arianna. Kharlan is attacked by another one with fire, but it doesn鈥檛 hit him. Another attacks Mithos; he goes on top of a landing and sends a lightning bolt down, but misses. The one on Inzilb锚th reaches his hands down the the ground and brings vines out of the stone, but that one also misses. One, however, hits Arianna rather hard with a cold blast, and she falls unconscious. Kharlan attacks the glass with his stone. Nean lifts Arianna鈥檚 body up with stone and moves it over to Jaylynn. Spikes lash out at them. Tobs shoots one of the glass pole vials, and it cracks and begins to leak. Mithos attacks another and cracks it. Inzilb锚th shoots another, but her bolt dings off. Jaylynn heals Arianna some, and she sits up. The one behind Inzilb锚th looks weakened with the water leaking out. Another attacks Kharlan and Jaylynn with fire. Others attack Nean, Mithos, and Inzilb锚th. The one tangles himself in his own vines. Another misses Tobs with a cold blast. Kharlan yells obscenities and slashes again. Rohi barely avoids slipping in the water, and Nean attacks one of the cloaked figures. Arianna attacks the fire guy with ice. Winifred watches everyone, amused. Tobs shatters another, and one of the figures slumps on the ground, weakened. [He shattered his shiny.] Mithos cracks another one. Inzilb锚th turns around and shoots the figure behind her, but he dodges out of the way. Jaylynn heals some more, and Arianna is ready to go. Jaylynn makes an illusion that she has fallen over. Mithos Descendent Fire dude thinks he killed the healer, and he rejoices and singes Kharlan. Another two hurt Mithos badly, and he collapses dramatically. Another attacks Tobs. Kharlan keeps hitting the glass thing, and it starts to leak. Rohi finally follows Spivak鈥檚 advice and goes to work on the mysterious thing in the back. Nean uses earth shaping to bring Mithos over to the healing spot near Jaylynn. Arianna continues to use ice on one. Tobs shoots another one, and it begins to leak. Inzilb锚th shoots the entangled person in front of her and hits him for serious damage. Jaylynn heals some more and contacts Nean to tell him to loose the earth around the vials on the wall. Kharlan and Nean are attacked. Inzilb锚th is fighting the most pathetic villan ever, as he is still entangled in his own vines. Two attack Tobs with ice and stabity earth above things. The one Tobs shot first has entirely drained, and the creature by Inzilb锚th collapses and lies still. Derris goes over and bothers the ones on Nean, and Kharlan swings and shatters the glass, making the one attacking them look very hurt. Rohi works like a working machine. Nean shields himself with rock and backs away. Arianna moves to hit the ones on Nean with cold, and she kills one. Winifred looks back at Rohi and has technical difficulties. Spivak alerts Rohi that Winifred is eying him evily, and Tobs continues to shoot one of the vials. Mithos stands up and finishes another off, flipping his hair and stabbing with his rapier. Inzilb锚th shoots and misses. Jaylynn heals Nean some. One attacks Arianna with fire, and she feels warm and toasty. Another attacks Inzilb锚th and makes her unconscious and dying with cold. Tobs dodges the stone lances out of the ceiling Matrix style. Derris bothers Winifred, and Kharlan moves over by Rohi. Kharlan shatters a vial, and the one above Tobs looks rather weak. Arianna enflames herself and shoots with ice for pure humor value. She kills the other, and crystal shatters when he dies. Winifred looks rather pissed and is distracted by the bothering Derris. Spivak flies in front of Rohi and hisses at Winifred, and Tobs shatters the last vial with his arrow. Mithos heals. Inzilb锚th stabilizes. Jaylynn heals Inzilb锚th, and the one by her also looks more hurt. One fails to hit Kharlan, but the other cripples Tobs with the spikes. Kharlan whirls around, smashes, eliminates him, and spins around in a pretty circle. Nean puts a stone wall up to protect Spivak and Rohi. Arianna: 鈥淪o many things to do, so little decision making skills鈥︹ Arianna tries to psychically grapple Winifred, who blasts out with spiky dark stereotypically evil energy. Tobs kills the last remaining minion; he shoots him, and the cloaked guy falls and splatters and dies. Mithos heals. Inzilb锚th also heals some more. Jaylynn casts calm on Winifred, but she is rebuffed. Kharlan climbs up the ladder and glares at Winifred. Derris poops on her and flies away. Arianna shoots her with fire and hits her. Winifred flies right at Kharlan and swings at him. Tobs moves into the happy healing space and heals a bit. Mithos battle dances, and Inzilb锚th shoots at Winifred. Jaylynn casts a range cure on Winifred, and she heals鈥ot a vampire?!? Kharlan smash! But she saves. Arianna fires some more. Winifred does another spell on Arianna, Mithos, and Kharlan. Tobs heals and shoots. Mithos flanks and slashes. Jaylynn heartshapes hope on her party. Kharlan rages and stabs her and takes her down. Arianna flames her, and she looks hurt. She moves, and Kharlan and Mithos attack her. They kill her as she flies away.

Rohi and Nean finally get it open, and they see a box similar to the one Jaylynn took into Aldis; Jaylynn takes it. Kharlan meanwhile rages about his family. The box contains a vial with clear fluid in it. Tobs congradulates Rohi and Nean on their good work, and Kharlan draws a mustache on Winifred鈥檚 dead body and writes 鈥渙wned鈥 on her head. Mithos sees into the vial: Torvic made it, Lucretia鈥檚 been tinkering with it, and Winifred鈥檚 been using it. Arianna starts poking the black goo the bodies dissolved into, and Tobs stops her and tells her to poke it with a stick. Tobs looks out the window and sees an army. There is fighting going on. They try to figure out what to do with Xander and the vial. Inzilb锚th thinks and looks at the vial; there鈥檚 a process of fixing the wellsprings, and part of it is to remediate the wrong that was done to begin with. Using the vial to get rid of the ice would start the process. However, there is potential death for the ritualists. Mithos sees two visions: yay happy, the wellspring is fixed and Aldis wins, and then bad, they don鈥檛 fix the wellspring and Aldis loses.

They grab the cloaks left behind and disguise themselves. Inzilb锚th goes as herself, and Jaylynn illusions herself to look like Winifred. Arianna and Jaylynn split the shiny things off of Winifred鈥檚 body. They go back down, and Xander is still there and unconscious. Kharlan carries him out. They get some odd looks but also bows. Jaylynn orders the minions out to the battlefield. They leave the capital and go to the cave to await the full moon. 鈥淲inifred鈥 Jaylynn goes to the wellspring to direct traffic and study it. Arianna and Inzilb锚th go with her. Xander wakes up in the cave. 鈥淲here am I? Let me go, right now!鈥 Mithos and Kharlan get in his face. He threatens to kill them. 鈥淚 chose this, let me go!鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淲ho would choose to be a blood-sucking demon who can鈥檛 eat candy?鈥 鈥淚 can eat candy if I wanted to!鈥 Mithos gives him a startling revelation. 鈥淥w, stop it, what are you doing?鈥 He holds his head and clears up. 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 scare me!鈥 Kharlan holds up candy鈥ow鈥檚 this scary? Kharlan thinks to throw it in the wellspring. Xander: 鈥淚t鈥檚 not fair for the candy to get the wellspring before I do!鈥 Tobs tries to diplomacize him. He pretends to review him for his service for the Lich King to figure out why he wants power. Spivak lands on his head: 鈥淗ow well do you resist cuteness?鈥 He tries to burn Spivak and fails miserably. 鈥淲hat do you want me to do?鈥 Mithos mind-touches him and flashes him images. He looks chargined but puts on a more serious face: 鈥淚 will do that.鈥 Mithos is now slightly corrupted. But he does it anyway. Xander may have done this before.

The other three clear out the wellspring by ordering the people there to the front lines. Inzilb锚th studies it. They can get the frozen people out, and that will give them the chance to heal the wellspring itself. They take turns guarding the wellspring while they rest in the cave. They wait until the next night, which is the night of the full moon. Poor, poor Xander. They tell him they are going to prepare the wellspring for him. Arianna gags him, and Nean encases him in stone. Spivak, Derris, and Nean remain behind to watch. There are people at the wellspring, but they move aside as if expecting Winifred to do this. They are told to leave. Rohi puts up an evil ritual illusion. Tobs and Mithos go across to the middle and help ritualist Inzilb锚th. Tobs dances the eternal dance to inspire her with courage. Jaylynn also carefully gets across. Jaylynn sets up some funeral rites, and Inzilb锚th begins the mumbo jumbo and pours the vial onto the altar. It shimmers and reflects the moonlight, and the area with the frost acts confused as if it wasn鈥檛 the ritual it was expecting; the frost lets up, and the two people float up to the surface, breathing. Now they need to purge the wellspring. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 unconscious and in pain and anguish, but she鈥檚 not dead, despite her ten minute grapple with the wellspring. It lifts, and they feel the power breaking. The bodies lower down to the bottom, looking more restful, and the two frozen people begin to sputter: a young woman and a man, coughing on them. Tobs puts a cloak and a blanket around them. The wellspring is now just regular water. Xander senses this: 鈥淲hat the heck?鈥 He goes very very quiet. Tobs asks them if they know Torvic, and the man looks up. 鈥淲here is she?鈥 鈥淟eading the army, I think.鈥 Aron is Torvic鈥檚 lover. Neither he nor the girl can get to their feet. They get Inzilb锚th and the two frozen people across. A lot of chaos is over by the capital: they sense that something went horribly wrong. Rohi brings up an illusion to cover them. People run by them; the army of Aldis is very close now. They hide in the cave. Xander is still very very quiet. Jaylynn lurks in the forest and watches remnants of the Lich King鈥檚 army run by. The Aldean army is laying siege to the citadel. They take the gag out and talk to Xander. 鈥淲e鈥檙e actually Aldis people who just destroyed the wellspring.鈥 Xander thinks that he is going to be tortured. 鈥淭hey have monsters like sea folk and talking animals.鈥 He is revolted by the good happy images of Aldis. There are big pockets of his mind missing, as Arianna can see. Inzilb锚th staggers up and looks at him. He glares. Nean lets him go. He moves to leave. 鈥淚鈥檒l take fifty of them with me or die trying.鈥 鈥淲inifred鈥 Jaylynn comes in, and Xander looks at her funny. She tells him to sit. He backs up and sits, glaring. She and Xander have a conversation. It would take a lot of work, but they might be able to help him.

Spivak is sent over to Sigourney, and she requests that they go join the army. All of them go over. Aron is disturbed that all of them know Torvic. He has a really nasty disease. They get back to the army, and they take the citadel. They don鈥檛 know if they defeated the Lich King, though. And then they go back to Aldis. Sometime during the journey back, Arianna disappears.

Surprise

That area of Kern is captured! Now what to do? The Lich King is still alive. Sigourney, however, is very pleased with them. They get a griffon escort back to Aldis. There has been some stress in Aldis, but the heroes are hailed with much cheering and flower petals. They get nice quarters in the main building. Xander was transported back to Aldis and is put under the care of the psychics in the adept dome. Arianna is missing, but Nean and Rohi are glad to be home. Rohi slips off as soon as they get back, and Nean goes back to the adept dome. Kharlan, Mithos, and Inzilb锚th go to the library. Mordecai is traveling all over the mess of the library, trailing papers, and Ken is trailing along behind him. Kharlan: 鈥淗ey, we saw your brother!鈥 Mordecai freezes. 鈥淵ou鈥檝e been talking to him, haven鈥檛 you.鈥 Kharlan mentions chess. Ken and Mordecai look at each other. 鈥淵ou got him out, where is he?鈥 They tell them the story. There鈥檚 a rattling coming from the closet. Mithos opens it, and Matteo comes tumbling out. He鈥檚 somewhat dazed. Mordecai stares at his older younger brother. Matteo is still taller than his brother, though. Matteo hugs him, and Mordecai is frozen and happily terrified. Kharlan calls Ken a cradle robber. 鈥淚t was not a romantic thing at the time. But he did grow up nicely.鈥 Mordecai mentions his father and looks unhappy. Inzilb锚th mentions that Matteo liked him, and Ken excuses himself to tell others about the happy family reunion. Mordecai says he was looking for his father鈥檚 research. He clearly hates his father. And his father is in prison now. 鈥淎t least the research won鈥檛 be in vain, even though he was a bastard.鈥 Mordecai tells them about his father taking entire towns to get the essence of the old kingdom鈥 party stumbled across it while trying to escort the Glenfeldes. He tells them to go away and flutters his hands.

Roland the healer is walking along the path towards the fountain, talking to a sixteen year old girl wearing a black cloak with long black hair and a bit of blue on her skin. Roland is a little concerned about the skin condition. They stop as they see the three come out of the library. The girl hands them all a flower. Inzilb锚th: 鈥淵ou remind me of a friend of ours that we lost.鈥 [It鈥檚 a sixteen year old Arianna, though she is trying to hide it.] Roland: 鈥淭his is Ria.鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淒o you know someone named Torvic?鈥 Ria: 鈥淥h yes, we鈥檙e great friends.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淲hat, you didn鈥檛 use to go FIRE!!!鈥 Mithos has a vision of Lucretia. 鈥淚 trained under Torvic, and then I went to Loki.鈥 They try to get out of her if she is Arianna. She seems鈥攐r pretends鈥 not to remember things. 鈥淲hy are you asking me these strange questions?鈥 Mithos to Tobs in his head: 鈥淎RIANNA鈥橲 SIXTEEN!!!鈥 Tobs: 鈥溾︹ Spivak goes over and talks to Arianna and secretly plots in her mind. Kharlan wants to summon his whole family and do a Riverdance rendition of their adventures.

They make their way to the front gates, and Jonah is standing out front. Mithos gives him a big hug, and he stands stiffly. Jonah looks stressed: his brother is healthy again and ordering people about. Kharlan offers Jonah to go on a vacation: 鈥淲e have a summer home鈥omewhere.鈥 鈥淚鈥檝e had a bad experience with summer homes.鈥 Mithos tells him to go down to the sea. But Jonah has obligations. Almos has been there for a couple of days. That鈥檚 part of why everything is so complicated. They鈥檙e fighting, and Jonah wants to stay out of it. Mithos: 鈥淛onah for president of the family!鈥 They go in the house, and servants are moving. Jaylynn lurks in to check on Aaron. Aaron and Almos are arguing. They hear a whooshing and a shattering. Ria: 鈥淚鈥檓 from Lucretia.鈥 The servants try to shoo them away from the door, but they go in. Almos looks rather peppy and energetic, and he and Aaron are circling each other, wearing rather ceremonial garb and with water shaping raised high. They seem to be evenly matched, so they stop and glare at each other. Brent is watching from the side. 鈥淭hey鈥檙e preparing for the duel to determine who is going to run things here.鈥 Kharlan suggests a dance-off instead and gets weird look. Jaylynn wants them to be healthy, so she goes up and asks to check them out. They are both healthy. They all try to prevent the fight, but it is a time-honored tradition, and they鈥檙e not killing each other. The duel will be in public this afternoon. Jaylynn looks back down to Jonah and calms him some. Jonah is happy to see her. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 want them to fight. If they kill each other, I might have to run the family!鈥 Jonah couldn鈥檛 handle the servants while his brother was sick, so he had to dismiss them, and his brother wasn鈥檛 so happy. Inzilb锚th is sad that Ria has lost all of her charm but happy that she knows where babies came from鈥r claims to. Kharlan tells Jonah about Xander, and Jonah looks at Mithos in horror. Inzilb锚th wants to take Ria to see Nean. Inzilb锚th tries to drag her away, and Jonah and Mithos pull on her other arm. Jonah: 鈥淧lease start making sense!鈥 Spivak tries to confort him. Jaylynn suggests that Jonah lay down for a bit.

Tobs goes to see his boyfriend Phaedrus and hears a child talking animatedly: 鈥淚 made you a hat out of flowers!鈥 When Tobs knocks, Phaedrus Two Dads heaves a sigh of relief and opens the door. Tobs goes in, and Harold gives him a bit hug. Tobs spins him around. He sends Harold to go see Spivak and then turns to an exhausted Phaedrus. Phaedrus: 鈥淲e need to talk about this.鈥 Tobs: 鈥淟ater.鈥 He drags him back into his room, and they aren鈥檛 seen for some time. Harold runs out and squeezes Spivak and says he has two daddies and Spivak is the wife and he tells Mithos that he鈥檚 a daddy 鈥 Deanna is pregnant. Mithos is rather quiet for once. Harold thinks that babies come from Mithos. He tells them a story about griffons and zombies. Spivak mentally: 鈥淭obs, you owe me one.鈥 Mithos is entirely in shock. He goes for a swim and feels a little better.

They go to the adept dome, and Dan盲e has her lunch with the pink handkerchief. She says they have a delicate case on their hands (Xander). Xander is proving resistant to their techniques. Inzilb锚th wants to take Ria to see Nean. Ria wants to see Xander. Nean is called down and introduced to Ria. Nean is confused: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e taller than me.鈥 Inzilb锚th: 鈥淭his just makes it easier for you two to kiss.鈥 Both of them look confused. They all go off to see Xander. They go down to the cells and see psychic healers working with a slumped, quiet Xander. They managed to remove most of the marks, but they figure that he chose to do this, so rehabilitation hasn鈥檛 worked so far. Kharlan makes inappropriate remarks, and guards escort him away. They can鈥檛 break his will legally. Xander glares at them: 鈥淲hat do you want? Have you come to torment and torture me?鈥 He objects to the taking away of his marks. Jaylynn says he wasn鈥檛 worthy of them. He lashes at his chains: 鈥淗ow can you say something like that? You鈥檙e just filth!鈥 Jaylynn shows him Winifred鈥檚 shinies. He doesn鈥檛 believe she is dead. The guard won鈥檛 let them have the key. Ria asks Dan盲e to fight him to show him that they are stronger and more superior than him, and Jaylynn wants to as well (it was her idea), but Dan盲e forbids it vehemently; she objects to Jaylynn鈥檚 Kernish thinking and ignores her. Ria does the fire thing as she passes Mithos in the fountain, and he dives further in. Kharlan remembers his grandpa and runs out. Kharlan鈥檚 wife hugs him and is happy that he鈥檚 back. 鈥淚 met my grandfather, and he was young!鈥 鈥淒ear, I think you鈥檝e been out in the sun too long.鈥 His family is all there, including an old man Pete. Kharlan talks to him. He is confused that it just happened; his memory is not so good these days. And he鈥檚 still sleepy.

Cry Harold comes back with Deanna, and they go up to Mithos in the fountain. Mithos: 鈥淵eah鈥︹ Deanna: 鈥淎m I making you sad?鈥 鈥淣o, it was really startling.鈥 鈥淲e should probably plan for lots of things. The summer solstice is always a great time to get married.鈥 Ria: 鈥淵es, the summer is a time of great fraternity.鈥 Mithos: 鈥淵ou mean fertility. We shouldn鈥檛 get married with everyone else; we鈥檙e special.鈥 Inzilb锚th kindly suggests a star marriage arrangement. Deanna: 鈥淎nd it鈥檚 going to be very happy, right?鈥 They suggest that they name the child after her sister Sandy. Kharlan pulls Mithos aside: 鈥淎lways stay quiet and nod. Otherwise they will eat your soul.鈥 Ria arranges wedding colors with Deanna. Deanna: 鈥淢y first daughter is doing very well.鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淲ho鈥檚 the daddy?鈥 鈥淚 don鈥檛 know. I gave her up for adoption, but I visit her sometimes.鈥 Mithos looks into his future and sees domesticness. Deanna looks very very happy about this. And it鈥檚 definitely his kid. 鈥淲e will talk and have dinner after the duel.鈥 Derris writes a novel about all of this in haiku.

Jaylynn goes down to Xander and tells him that the power that he seeks is not the power he really needs. They argue. 鈥淚鈥檇 rather be dead; you should have killed me.鈥 He laughs strangely.

Mithos stands close to Ria: not because he wants to touch her boobies, but because he is suspicious of her Arianna-ish-ness. They all go to the duel. Almos and Aaron stand out in the cobble-stoned area of the mansion. Jaylynn sets out bandages and nibbles on pastries. Ria goes over there, and Mithos and Inzilb锚th follow her closely. Tobs is there with Phaedrus and Harold and Spivak. Harold wants to play in the water. The two send shots of water at each other at the same time. Aaron takes a gash to his face. Almos seems to be a natural. Jonah looks startled, as he thought his brother was the best water-shaper ever. Brent isn鈥檛 surprised. Then Aaron hits Almos in the side. The water gets sharper and sharper, and the wounds get heavier; finally Almos almost accidentally puts a lance of water straight through Aaron鈥檚 chest. Aaron is quite dead. Jonah steps out to take on Almos. Jaylynn: 鈥淣o.鈥 Jonah: 鈥淏ring him back, quickly!鈥 Almos looks pretty proud of himself (and unremorseful). Brent pats Almos on the shoulder. Jonah hovers near Jaylynn and glares at Almos. Harold is disturbingly happy at all of the exciting violence. Jaylynn heals the wound in his chest, and Jonah looks relieved. The servants take Aaron back into the house, and Jonah and Jaylynn follow him in. Jonah: 鈥淚 know this is a bad time, and I鈥檓 really grateful for everything you鈥檝e done, and you鈥檙e a good person鈥ould you like to stay in the house for awhile? If you don鈥檛 want to, that鈥檚 ok, I understand鈥︹ He babbles on awkwardly for a bit. (Everbody goes Awwww鈥) Jaylynn blushes shyly and lurks away. Mithos follows and talks to Jonah: 鈥淵ou鈥檝e got to be more aggressive with Jaylynn.鈥 鈥淚t鈥檚 her decision.鈥 鈥淏ut she needs to hear it.鈥 鈥淏ut I鈥檝e barely even held her hand!鈥 Mithos and Ria council Jonah. He starts writing notes. 鈥淜iss her on the cheek!鈥 Tobs congradulates Deanna, and Harold pulls Tobs and Phaedrus together. Double marriage? Mithos says no. Deanna says yes. Harold looks very happy. Phaedrus and Mithos emo. Mithos: 鈥淚鈥檓 getting a double whamie.鈥 Phaedrus: 鈥淭ry getting the child before the marriage.鈥

Ria flicks fire at Rohi when she goes back to talk to Nean. Rohi: 鈥淒o you get off on that or something?鈥 Ria freezes Rohi鈥檚 lips and invites everyone to the bar. Nean: 鈥淵ou can bring Lin, Rohi!鈥 Rohi flicks them off. She streams fire at him. Nean and Arianna plot marriages. Jonah is still looking around for Jaylynn鈥obs invites him to the bar. Inzilb锚th鈥檚 bat watches his brother.

They go to Burly鈥檚 bar. It looks better, as it has a reputation that heroes hang out there. He鈥檚 still behind the bar wiping the same old glass with Susan the fish behind him. Spivak lands on his shoulder. Rohi and Lin are there. Rohi denies that he has a boyfriend. Arianna says they go kissy kissy behind the kitchen door, and Rohi glares at Nean. Rohi claims he鈥檚 not attracted to anyone at all, and he argues with Arianna. He walks out with Lin. Lin: 鈥淢an, he鈥檚 just a handful.鈥 Arianna catches Rohi on fire, and Nean laughs. Deanna is there with candles at a table, and she sits with Mithos. Neither of them have been good at being monogamous, so this should be interesting. Both of them are nervous, but Deanna says it will be ok. Jaylynn is there drinking and having a good time. Jonah comes up to her, looking shy. He tries to lean in and kiss her on the cheek. She is completely surprised. He turns quickly away and holds out a letter. (And everybody goes Awwwww). Jaylynn grabs his hand and lets him sit next to her. He is totally red in the face but very happy. Kharlan riverdances. Ursula shows up and plays on her lute for the performance. The drunks join Kharlan and sing 鈥淲e鈥檙e knights of the round table鈥︹ Somewhere in the dungeon, Xander starts clapping. Burly sings 鈥淚 have to push the pram a lot!鈥 [That really didn鈥檛 happen.] Arianna makes the blue go away and goes in between Mithos and Deanna: 鈥淚鈥檓 going to teach your kids lots of fun things.鈥 She goes over to Jaylynn and Jonah and confesses that she is Arianna: 鈥淚 can turn blue now!鈥 Jaylynn: 鈥淏ut you still have hair, thank goodness.鈥 Spivak goes Cheshire cat and uses illusions to make parts of her disappear. Inzilb锚th thinks Arianna will make a wonderful babysitter. Jonah volunteers to babysit. Kharlan tells Jonah to tell the truth from a positive point of view. Mithos to Jonah: 鈥淵ou have a penis. Act like it.鈥 Kharlan: 鈥淵ou mean you have to act like a dick?鈥 Arianna gives Jonah a flower, and he gives it to Jaylynn. Inzilb锚th talks to Arianna, and Mithos and Kharlan give Jonah advice. Burly brings out a toast to the group. Deanna is sad she can鈥檛 drink due to her pregnancy. Burly: 鈥淚t鈥檚 a toast.鈥 They drink, and it all winds down for the night.

Part 1

Part 1: Fall 2005

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